✦ WHEN DID YOU GET HOT? ↣ various sentence starters from sabrina carpenter's man's best friend (album). writing/roleplaying prompts. from fluff to angst! feel free to edit as you see fit.
❛ i like my boys playing hard to get ❜
❛ i like my men all incompetent ❜
❛ why so sexy if so dumb? ❜
❛ if I'm not there, it won't get done ❜
❛ i get wet at the thought of you being a responsible guy ❜
❛ a little initiative can go a very long ❜
❛ a little respect for women can get you very, very far ❜
❛ he used to be literally obsessed with me ❜
❛ i'm suddenly the least-sought-after girl in the land ❜
❛ my slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least ❜
❛ what in the fucked-up romantic dark comedy is this nightmare lately? ❜
❛ your sugar talking isn't working tonight ❜
❛ aren't you tired of saying a whole lot of nothing? ❜
❛ say you're a big changed man, i doubt it ❜
❛ you filled my whole apartment with flowers that die ❜
❛ save your money and stop makin' me cry ❜
❛ your paragraphs mean shit to me ❜
❛ bullshit repeats itself is that how the saying goes? ❜
❛ we almost broke up again last night ❜
❛ big deal, we've been here before, and we'll be here tomorrow ❜
❛ i think it's time we took a break ❜
❛ it is what it is, and it's predictable ❜
❛ here we go again, crying in bed ❜
❛ probably should have guessed he's like the rest so fine and so deceiving ❜
❛ i'm so at peace, i can't drink enough ❜
❛ you said you need me, what gives? ❜
❛ how did it come to this? ❜
❛ i know where you live ❜
❛ at the end of the rainbow i hope you find a good whole lot of nothing ❜
❛ when did you get hot? ❜
❛ congratulations on your new improvements ❜
❛ can you lift my car with your hand? ❜
❛ love when happy hour comes at 10 a.m. o'clock on a tuesday ❜
❛ guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke up ❜
❛ ain't nobody safe when i'm a little bit drunk ❜
❛ a girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped ❜
❛ some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain ❜
❛ i might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now ❜
❛ i miss you and i think about you every minute ❜
❛ your perfect timing couldn't be worse ❜
❛ it's impressive how you don't read signs ❜
❛ i'll never call you right back ❜
❛ i'll make you worry like no other girl can ❜
❛ i'll never let you know where you stand ❜
❛ the pineapple air freshener is my favorite kind ❜
❛ do you want the house tour? ❜
❛ i just want you to come inside ❜
❛ we can be a little reckless 'cause it's insured ❜
❛ are you coming in or what? ❜
❛ i have cried so much i almost fainted ❜
❛ goodbye means that you're losing me for life ❜
❛ did you forget that it was you who said goodbye? ❜
❛ can't have your cake and eat it too ❜
❛ forgive my french, but fuck you ❜
❛ if distance makes you fonder, i'm flattered by the distance you seek ❜
