Though she be but little

Some fucker did thus on purpose

you will never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you

Self-insert. Age yourself down & go back to school with your fave characters to eat cookies on the school roof. Marry your favorite villain. Hug your #1 character. Draw yourself with them. Have fun.

women talk about how if they aren’t considered attractive, their entire value as a person is taken away, and white men are like oh we experience this too because hot girls with huge tits won’t date me but they don’t fucking realize we aren’t just talking about our dating lives we are talking about our entire value as a person being taken away, not just people not wanting to date us.

also a lot of white cis men are considered unattractive for their misogyny, bad hygiene, lack of hobbies, complete lack of charisma, lack of any suaveness, and lack of any fashion sense and not like, their brow shape or their jaw or their hips or the size of their chest or their height or how hairy they are or their shoulder width, or the size of their nose, like most of the things that make them unattractive are things that are mostly in their control and not things they are inherently born with

Can you try not to be a complete sexist asshole for a minute? Men experience body issues too. Have you not seen a comic book movie where the main dude is constantly flexing to show off their 8 packs or some shit like that?

Also - Thanos not a real god

This entire tv concept has added 10 years to my life

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

Too late

Stop this rn, I mean it

I will never not find this funny

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?

Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.

…I misread that as “lick” instead of “kick” and I don’t know how to feel right now