We're all compost in training

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

realistic coworker conversation

Do you hear the last line in Squidward's voice in your head too?

literally real life though

...the alt text?

i love alt text that itself is a part of the art

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

me? overthinking and hurting my own feelings again? haha definitely

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

Ok then don't post it online?

sorry i forgot we’re only allowed to post if it’s a performance for a target audience my bad my fault sorry

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers