I Have Nothing Better To Do

The more talented the actor, the less likely we are to know what they’re really like.

Why are clowns only scary in normal places, I have no issue if I see one in a circus or a childrens party. See one at a shop RUN

yelling pickle rick in public is the ‘I’m so random lol’ of 2017

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

I’m WHEEZING

I’m sorry to tell you this but that’s actually a great dog

I am so happy

There’s something pure in this photoset.

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

if anyone who follows me wins the powerball just remember that i’ve always been a sweet and kind internet presence in your life and if you need something to do with all that money i will be over here with open arms