i dont use this anymore.

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

Cybersex as a concept is so funny. You're having a threesome with da puter

The computer likes it btw

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

i just think people should marry their best friend who they also want to fuck like why are you settling for a meme marriage to someone you don’t even like. i don’t understand hate-my-spouse jokes like that’s your ally that’s your comrade that's your ride or die. why are you being an asshole