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There’s going to be a female Morty in Pocket Mortys, and you get to vote on what she’ll be called!

Ahhhh I read what Mascot Morty says during his mission and I just… I just… I CRI EVERITIM. I found him a bit creepy cause of how they draw him but now I’m just ;_; I CRI

i’m sorry

have u ever seen anything more embarrassing than this

The person being spoken to? “You” no longer exist. You are “he”, and the person speaking? “I” no longer exist. “I” have become an ethereal concept, and a “she” at that. She thinks that is interesting. He agrees. Personhood is erased by a single swoop of the anti-sjw claws. She is displeased. He does not care about she. He does not care about any-she.

have u ever seen anything more embarrassing than this

The person being spoken to? “You” no longer exist. You are “he”, and the person speaking? “I” no longer exist. “I” have become an ethereal concept, and a “she” at that. She thinks that is interesting. He agrees. Personhood is erased by a single swoop of the anti-sjw claws. She is displeased. He does not care about she. He does not care about any-she.