Karasuno Fever

south park is NOT a christian show fyi. thats what this picture is from. south park makes fun of christians and im pretty sure trey parker and matt stone do crack

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

Me discovering the truth about Bush just before the radium poisoning kicks in

Good lord.

FREE THEM

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

Have they answered u yet

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

It’s almost 9pm and i want to be loved :(

wait I lied I just want some dick

Otis is actually canonically trans

im on caffeine and medical grade weed plants. Ill face a silverback gorilla and a fully grown male tiger in the middle of a field right now mate.  Geographic scan. complete. terrain mapping. Complete. perfect gps spacial awareness of their fangs and danger areas. 2 enemys. confirmed. time slows down and im creating illusions these beasts have never been able to comprehend. they arent attacking me because im not allowing their emotional state to reach the point where i am a threat.  the tiger and gorilla start fighting. im back flipping over them back and forth as they start to fatigue. i ride the tiger into the jungle, dissapear and disengage completely. now its me and the field gorilla. Hes tired. Im tired. Hes ugly. Im ugly. Hes smart... Im smart. I understand him. We become one. We cannot fight with ourselves. We fight to defend our selves. i teach him english...hes my son.

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.