I tried to keep the relationship and scenarios ambiguous. As always, feel free to change to suit your muses as needed.- Xo ā¤ā¤ā¤
āAnd I can trust you?ā
āWhat was that- that you just did? What did you do that for?ā
āYouāve proven your word doesnāt actually mean anything.ā
āSome things donāt get fixedā¦ā
āYou do know Iām not an idiot, right?ā
āTalk to me like Iām a moron one more time, and youāre going to regret it.ā
āYou really donāt know how to just keep your mouth shut, do you?ā
āThis is not how I wanted to spend my afternoon.ā
āIf you tried- really, really hard, I bet you could stop being stupid. For like five minutes.ā
āI feel like you climbed the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way downā¦ā
āWhat possessed you to think I would be interested?ā
āGee, thanks. Iāll remember that the next time I want to take shitty advice.ā
āAre you really this stupid, or are you just that skilled at trying to look like one?ā
āIf I wished to deal with whining all day, Iād have chosen to be a parent.ā
āSpoiler alert: I donāt give a crap.ā
āTell it to someone who cares.ā
āā¦I do believe thatās the crappiest idea weāve heard yet.ā
āIām sorry, I fell asleep. Your droning will do that. Donāt bother repeating yourself.ā
āLadies and gentleman, may I present: the Darwin Award. Congratulations, you numbskull!ā
āMaybe if you had just listened to me, we wouldnāt even be in this mess.ā