just another venom sideblog

Venom and Eddie are on a whole other level tbh ❤

Human hand can’t reach the alarm? Venom got it, smash that alarm to bits. Too sleepy to find slippers? Cheeky little tentacle got you covered boo. Don’t forget to brush your symbiote’s teeth after you’re done brushing your own, and toss little bits of raw meat over your shoulder while cooking for your goo boyfriend to catch in their mouth.

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This is the third time this month Eddie has woken up on some random rooftop in his boxers because Venom got bored and took his body for a joyride. Parasite trying to steal your bacon? Swat that bitch away like a naughty pet. Get your own hand slapped away every time you try to reach for a beer. Eddie said no to McDonald’s so Venom just straight up ate a cat.

“It’s not a hivemind! It’s just a place you put stuff.”

YES. EVERYONE PUTS ALL THE INFORMATION THERE AND THEN OTHER PEOPLE CAN ACCESS IT AT WILL.

“Yeah, but it—but—look, you choose what you put on the internet. It’s not like your brain is constantly hooked up.”

IT IS GOOD ENOUGH AT GUESSING.

“Or, well, okay, there’s a whole bunch of thinkpieces and speculative fiction devoted—“

EDDIE, HOW MANY OTHER HIVEMINDS HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED IN YOUR SPACE TRAVELS? ZERO?

“—but, but we still all have our own brains, y’know, we’re all still independent thinkers—in theory—“

HOW MANY OTHER HIVEMINDS HAVE I ENCOUNTERED? MORE THAN ZERO. I WIN.

“—it’s just not the same, dude. It’s like a virtual library, that’s all.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK A LIBRARY IS?

“It—w—a bunch of books. A library is a bunch of fucking books, do not get philosophical with me, you pudding.”

THINK ABOUT IT.

“I will not.”

I WILL POST THIS THOUGHT ON THE INTERNET AND THEN YOU WILL SEE IT, AND THEN YOU WILL THINK ABOUT IT.

“Nope.”

Retouched the Mask/Copy flip up shirt design so you can actually read the “Copy”

Michelinie didn’t write a lot of the actual series titled as ‘Venom’, he mostly is the genius behind Venom’s initial appearances in Amazing Spider-Man. So you gotta read issues of that, specifically: #298-300, #315-317, #330-333, #344-347, #362-363, #373-375.

After this, you move to the first solo series, Lethal Protector.

Further, Michelinie was involved in the two big arcs Maximum Carnage and Planet of the Symbiotes.