Get in loser, we're going crazy

I DID NEED THAT THANK YOU YES

I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair

Wig snatched

Millennias of language interpretation have culminated in this

please reblog this, this could save a life

signal boost

this is the frat version of that sorority opening the gates of hell

"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u