Just a small town girl...

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

It takes so much mental fortitude to remember to pick up that sock

"i thought about that task so much my brain apparently decided i had already done it" also sounds like bullshit, AND YET

“It didn’t happen, and I don’t know why. It could have. It should have. My life would be vastly improved if it had. I thought about it constantly and obsessively… and yet here we are.”

Don't make the mistake of being so understanding and forgiving that you overlook the fact that you're being disrespected.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*