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@just-vito
how did it go with vito
I got the loaaaaaaaan, and the lawyer staaaaarted going over things with meeeee, but I have to get an ID before I can make a businessssssss. Thereās a non-human ID I can getttt, but the paperwork seems looooong and borriiinngggggg
Hey, not a loan remember? Leaseback. Strictly legal.
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Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leilaā¦. Iām not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Iāve got time Saturday maybe. Whatās your plan for payinā me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooonāt do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing dooooneā¦ then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeeeā¦
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you charginā?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I havenāt aaaaactually listed it anywhere yetttttā¦ I havenāt set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a āvacationā spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin āexperienceā has room for fiiiive peopleā¦ Iām not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I donāt really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and donāt need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldnāt take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I canāt payyyy people to act scared, itās not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think itās too lowwww
You can do a lot with money. In fact, hereās a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettinā this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it aināt gonna extend to them defendinā you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothinā else.
Suuuuure I can do thaaaat. But dooonāt you get a lawyer even if you doooonāt have money when you go to couuuurt? They gave me someone the otherrrrr times
You only get a public defender for criminal cases. If something happens at your horror attraction, itās probably gonna be a civil suit. Personal injury or something. Thatās a whole different thing.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leilaā¦. Iām not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Iāve got time Saturday maybe. Whatās your plan for payinā me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooonāt do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing dooooneā¦ then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeeeā¦
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you charginā?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I havenāt aaaaactually listed it anywhere yetttttā¦ I havenāt set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a āvacationā spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin āexperienceā has room for fiiiive peopleā¦ Iām not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I donāt really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and donāt need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldnāt take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I canāt payyyy people to act scared, itās not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think itās too lowwww
You can do a lot with money. In fact, hereās a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettinā this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it aināt gonna extend to them defendinā you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothinā else.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leilaā¦. Iām not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Iāve got time Saturday maybe. Whatās your plan for payinā me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooonāt do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing dooooneā¦ then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeeeā¦
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you charginā?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I havenāt aaaaactually listed it anywhere yetttttā¦ I havenāt set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a āvacationā spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin āexperienceā has room for fiiiive peopleā¦ Iām not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I donāt really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and donāt need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldnāt take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leilaā¦. Iām not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Iāve got time Saturday maybe. Whatās your plan for payinā me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooonāt do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing dooooneā¦ then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeeeā¦
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you charginā?
Hey wait, aināt you still gonna be outta town with Francesca?
Nah, Iāll be back by then. My original plan was to get Francesca there and drop her off for a couple days, cause last thing a girl needs when sheās tryinā to impress a romantic interest is her older cousin lurkinā around, but turns out Giada wants to see the city. Hope youāre ready for another house guest.
What the hell man, when were you gonna tell ME about this?
When I showed back up at your place with an extra teenager.
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Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leilaā¦. Iām not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Iāve got time Saturday maybe. Whatās your plan for payinā me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooonāt do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing dooooneā¦ then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeeeā¦
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you charginā?
Hey wait, aināt you still gonna be outta town with Francesca?
Nah, Iāll be back by then. My original plan was to get Francesca there and drop her off for a couple days, cause last thing a girl needs when sheās tryinā to impress a romantic interest is her older cousin lurkinā around, but turns out Giada wants to see the city. Hope youāre ready for another house guest.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leilaā¦. Iām not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Iāve got time Saturday maybe. Whatās your plan for payinā me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooonāt do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing dooooneā¦ then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeeeā¦
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you charginā?
Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leilaā¦. Iām not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Iāve got time Saturday maybe. Whatās your plan for payinā me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machineās fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! Iām not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. Itās what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Plleeeeeeeaaaassseeeeeeee, I can give you my booody machine and dummies as collaterallllllā¦ you can use it while you haaaaave them tooooo
Do either of those things have any actual monetary value?
Mmmaaaaybeeee? I havenāt tried to sell themmmā¦ if you want to see them I can showwwww youuu, but I should prrrooooobably test the fulllll functionality fiiiiirst
Sure, do that. And come back with a number youāre lookinā for for this loan.
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ā¦ Okay, so apparently Francesca is cancelling all her birthday plans in favor of makinā me drive 7 hours because her girlfriend is gonna be in the states. Why do I gotta do the drivinā to meet up? How come Giadaās dad canāt bring her? I donāt wanna drive 7 hoursā¦
Sheās not exactly my girlfriend, thatās not officialā¦ but I still want to see her.
You want me to drive 7 hours with miserable toddlers in the car for not officially your girlfriend?
Youāre right, on second thought, this is a job for Vito.
What, no, that is the LAST person who should be facilitatinā a long distance teenage romance.
Too late Frank, she already asked and I already got her set up to pick up flowers from a local place when we get there.
ITāS BEEN FOUR MINUTES
You canāt stand in the way of young love Frankie.
Plleeeeeeeaaaassseeeeeeee, I can give you my booody machine and dummies as collaterallllllā¦ you can use it while you haaaaave them tooooo
Do either of those things have any actual monetary value?
ā¦ Okay, so apparently Francesca is cancelling all her birthday plans in favor of makinā me drive 7 hours because her girlfriend is gonna be in the states. Why do I gotta do the drivinā to meet up? How come Giadaās dad canāt bring her? I donāt wanna drive 7 hoursā¦
Sheās not exactly my girlfriend, thatās not officialā¦ but I still want to see her.
You want me to drive 7 hours with miserable toddlers in the car for not officially your girlfriend?
Youāre right, on second thought, this is a job for Vito.
What, no, that is the LAST person who should be facilitatinā a long distance teenage romance.
Too late Frank, she already asked and I already got her set up to pick up flowers from a local place when we get there.
are you looking up interest rates specifically to make it illegally high?
ā¦ Maybe. Or to see if itās even worth doinā illegally in the first place. Laws about interest rates can be real finicky.
Heyyyyyy, you probably know some laaawwyerrrrs right? Any of them that would do work for cool pooowwweerrrrsss? All the ones I find online want moooneeeyyy
Uh, I do yeah, but Iām pretty sure most of them wanna get paid, and Iām outta favors to call in. What do you need a lawyer for?
Twooooo thingsssss:
I need a beeeettter waaaaiverrr and have to be cleaaaaaar about the cabinnn, but I want it to be as vague as pooossssibleeee so thereās still at least SOOOOMMEE surprises. Duke can prrooooobabllyyy help, but heās gonna want eeeeveeeerything in thereeeee
Apppaaaaarentlyyyy Iām building in āpark laaaandā and need a āpermitā to maaaarket the locaaaation even though I put the scraaaaambler up and people aaaarenāt supposed to wander in heeereee anymoree
Oh, you DEFINITELY need a lawyer. Donāt rely on Duke for that, cops aināt lawyers. They enforce the law, but they donāt gotta know all of it. Duke probably knows more than most, but still.
Are you tryinā to charge for this whole cabin thing? Maybe you could get a loan? Find a investor?
I caaaaaan charge, I was just hoping itād scaaaare people moooostlyyyy. Thatās better than money for meeee. But an investor would be baaaaaadddd, theyāre just gonna waaaaant me to tone it down even mooorrreeeeeeeeeeee
ā¦ I feel like thereās a horror movie plot in here somewhere. Or at least a Scooby doo episode. Gotta find you one of those evil real estate developers maybe.
But a loanās still a option if you donāt wanna find a evil investor.
Do you knoooowww any evil investorrrsss?
ā¦ Just one. Respectfully though, fuck that guy. You can do better.
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Lemme think. Hey @just-vito You wanna get into a little loan sharkinā?
You want me to lend money to the thing that turned Francesca into a nightmare creature?
Ehhhhh well it aināt human with a human set of morals and she DID askā¦ besides, work is work, you wanna do business or not?
Maybe! Gimme a day or so to check out interest rates and which laws Iām even breakinā.
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Heyyyyyy, you probably know some laaawwyerrrrs right? Any of them that would do work for cool pooowwweerrrrsss? All the ones I find online want moooneeeyyy
Uh, I do yeah, but Iām pretty sure most of them wanna get paid, and Iām outta favors to call in. What do you need a lawyer for?
Twooooo thingsssss:
I need a beeeettter waaaaiverrr and have to be cleaaaaaar about the cabinnn, but I want it to be as vague as pooossssibleeee so thereās still at least SOOOOMMEE surprises. Duke can prrooooobabllyyy help, but heās gonna want eeeeveeeerything in thereeeee
Apppaaaaarentlyyyy Iām building in āpark laaaandā and need a āpermitā to maaaarket the locaaaation even though I put the scraaaaambler up and people aaaarenāt supposed to wander in heeereee anymoree
Oh, you DEFINITELY need a lawyer. Donāt rely on Duke for that, cops aināt lawyers. They enforce the law, but they donāt gotta know all of it. Duke probably knows more than most, but still.
Are you tryinā to charge for this whole cabin thing? Maybe you could get a loan? Find a investor?
I caaaaaan charge, I was just hoping itād scaaaare people moooostlyyyy. Thatās better than money for meeee. But an investor would be baaaaaadddd, theyāre just gonna waaaaant me to tone it down even mooorrreeeeeeeeeeee
ā¦ I feel like thereās a horror movie plot in here somewhere. Or at least a Scooby doo episode. Gotta find you one of those evil real estate developers maybe.
But a loanās still a option if you donāt wanna find a evil investor.
Do you knoooowww any evil investorrrsss?
ā¦ Just one. Respectfully though, fuck that guy. You can do better.
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Lemme think. Hey @just-vito You wanna get into a little loan sharkinā?
You want me to lend money to the thing that turned Francesca into a nightmare creature?
Iām never gonna get those sunglasses at this rate TT^TT
Seems like you just canāt afford āem.
