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@francesca-russo
I can't believe Francesca is gonna be sixteen tomorrow. Old enough to drive, old enough to work. It don't seem like it's been sixteen years. I remember panic drivin' the whole way to that dinky little hospital scared to death I wouldn't even get to meet her. Gracie only asked me to be her godfather maybe a week before, and then went into preterm labor at 30 weeks. Francesca started terrifyin' me the day she was born and she ain't stopped since.
I will never stop <3
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How would you feel about eating a nightmare spider
Am I allowed to cook it first
It maybe would already be cooked. I was threatening Francesco because he was teasing me about my cake disaster. But then I said I probably would not fill your joint birthday cake with spiders because I didn’t know if eating a nightmare spider would do anything weird to you. Seems like maybe it would give you bad dreams.
Well only one way to find out
Jake do you WANT to eat nightmare spiders? It feels weird to summon them just for that.
I do but if you don’t want to summon them for that I get it
I’ll think about it. Just make sure you don’t eat any jumping spiders. Some of those are my friends and we don’t eat friends.
How would you feel about eating a nightmare spider
Am I allowed to cook it first
It maybe would already be cooked. I was threatening Francesco because he was teasing me about my cake disaster. But then I said I probably would not fill your joint birthday cake with spiders because I didn’t know if eating a nightmare spider would do anything weird to you. Seems like maybe it would give you bad dreams.
Well only one way to find out
Jake do you WANT to eat nightmare spiders? It feels weird to summon them just for that.
… Okay, so apparently Francesca is cancelling all her birthday plans in favor of makin’ me drive 7 hours because her girlfriend is gonna be in the states. Why do I gotta do the drivin’ to meet up? How come Giada’s dad can’t bring her? I don’t wanna drive 7 hours…
She’s not exactly my girlfriend, that’s not official… but I still want to see her.
You want me to drive 7 hours with miserable toddlers in the car for not officially your girlfriend?
You’re right, on second thought, this is a job for Vito.
… Okay, so apparently Francesca is cancelling all her birthday plans in favor of makin’ me drive 7 hours because her girlfriend is gonna be in the states. Why do I gotta do the drivin’ to meet up? How come Giada’s dad can’t bring her? I don’t wanna drive 7 hours…
She’s not exactly my girlfriend, that’s not official… but I still want to see her.
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How would you feel about eating a nightmare spider
Am I allowed to cook it first
It maybe would already be cooked. I was threatening Francesco because he was teasing me about my cake disaster. But then I said I probably would not fill your joint birthday cake with spiders because I didn’t know if eating a nightmare spider would do anything weird to you. Seems like maybe it would give you bad dreams.
how'd your birthday go dude
Filled with minor barely avoided disasters. So, you know, wonderful actually. Hate to pick on a teenage girl, but Francesca's attention to detail failed her that day. Not even Sienna's kitchen expertise could save her. Tried to bake a cake in a single nine inch pan when the recipe was for double that. The batter fit the pan just fine, but it sure wouldn't have once it actually started bakin'. I caught her right before she put it in the oven.
Kitchen was absolutely trashed, there was a powdered sugar explosion at some point, I assume related to the stand mixer. It took forever to clean up. I'm sure it was a learnin' experience.
... I'm not saying that the next time you share a birthday cake with Jake that I'm filling it with spiders, but I'm not NOT saying that.
aside from the spider stuff how is being a demimare?
Not really much different than being human honestly. Sometimes I can tell when somebody else is doing nightmare stuff, but only if I’m already paying attention.
I feel like people are really underestimating what I can accomplish with the whole spider powers thing. Of course I can terrify people, that’s a given, but think of the opportunities for TEXTILES. Spider silk is EXTREMELY lightweight and strong and I’m probably the only person with access to enough of it to make it a practical material. Think of the laaaaace.
Oooooh, spider lace doooooesss souund spoooky
Beautiful and eerie I think, more than outright spooky.
If the spiders are still ooooonnnn it then it's suuuuuuuper spooooky
Okay yes, that would be more spooky lol. The lace itself is more subtle though.
I feel like people are really underestimating what I can accomplish with the whole spider powers thing. Of course I can terrify people, that’s a given, but think of the opportunities for TEXTILES. Spider silk is EXTREMELY lightweight and strong and I’m probably the only person with access to enough of it to make it a practical material. Think of the laaaaace.
Oooooh, spider lace doooooesss souund spoooky
Beautiful and eerie I think, more than outright spooky.
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I feel like people are really underestimating what I can accomplish with the whole spider powers thing. Of course I can terrify people, that’s a given, but think of the opportunities for TEXTILES. Spider silk is EXTREMELY lightweight and strong and I’m probably the only person with access to enough of it to make it a practical material. Think of the laaaaace.
Has anyone even asked if YOU’D want to spider Shelly’s dad or are they just arguing for no reason
Nobody asked me. But for the record, I think we should not spider him. Whether he deserves it or not is kind of irrelevant in the face of “Don’t punish the behavior you want to see”. He’s got a job and is moving in the right direction. That is not a time for spiders. If he shows up at my house to bother Mitch some more, THEN he gets spidered.
where are you staying now
idk I’m at work rn I’ll go somewhere when it’s night time
Shelly are you just… couch surfing?
Are you going to pass on your newfound love of spiders to the babies?
Maybe someday, but not now. Their little grabby hands are too grabby to be gentle with a spider friend.
There does happen to be a picture book about spiders in my little library at the moment. I could set it aside for them. :)
Oooh, yes please.
Are you going to pass on your newfound love of spiders to the babies?
Maybe someday, but not now. Their little grabby hands are too grabby to be gentle with a spider friend.
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I don’t know why I asked Francesco and not you this question, but how would YOU handle being Freaky Fridayed (with your mom just to clarify)
Badly. I love my mom so very much, but I want NO part of that.
I should stop getting along with Francesco again immediately. Being able to fly means I got volunteered to put up his goofy Tread flag.
