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Thaaaaaaanks! I was gonna go todayyyyy so I can get more moon without waaaaaitinggg, does that work for youuuuu?

Good luck with that. Ennis had to do that and came back totally wiped out. They weren’t too hard on Violetta when I had to get hers cause she’s just a baby even if she is a changeling, but the paperwork was about a million miles long.

Ohhhh, how bad is “totally wiped outtttt”? The full moon juuuuuust passed, should I try to do it todayyyy? Get it as close to full as I caaaaan without waiting a whole moooooonth? Or do I need more than thatttttt?

Mitch had to carry her up the stairs and she was exhausted for DAYS. Although to be fair the first few of those days were spent tryin’ to figure out what even worked to give her energy at all. You probably don’t have that problem.

Augh, just gonna suggest it cause it sucked pretty bad & I’d feel bad letting someone else go through that if they don’t have to, but the guy they have there does not give a shit about the people that come in, non-human or not. I don’t think being put through the wringer has to be a requirement to find out how strong or dangerous you are, like, someone’s gotta have another way than that I think. So like, if you can find another, different nightmare expert to go with you for the exception form I think it’d be way way better. At least try looking up if other people exist online for a bit at least. I’m pretty sure literally basically anyone you can pay to show up would be so so much better.

Ohhhhh, I don’t really have extraaaaaa money to spend on anotherrr expert. Especially if the guy they have is freeeeeeee. I’ll ask Amanda if she can pick me uppppp thoughhh

Good luck with that. Ennis had to do that and came back totally wiped out. They weren’t too hard on Violetta when I had to get hers cause she’s just a baby even if she is a changeling, but the paperwork was about a million miles long.

Ohhhh, how bad is “totally wiped outtttt”? The full moon juuuuuust passed, should I try to do it todayyyy? Get it as close to full as I caaaaan without waiting a whole moooooonth? Or do I need more than thatttttt?

Hey, not a loan remember? Leaseback. Strictly legal.

Yeahhhh, that’s the wordddd. I forgot what it was calllllledddd, but either wayyyyy it went alrightttt :}

I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.

Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…

Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?

Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?

Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.

Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww

You can do a lot with money. In fact, here’s a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettin’ this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it ain’t gonna extend to them defendin’ you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothin’ else.

Suuuuure I can do thaaaat. But dooon’t you get a lawyer even if you doooon’t have money when you go to couuuurt? They gave me someone the otherrrrr times

You only get a public defender for criminal cases. If something happens at your horror attraction, it’s probably gonna be a civil suit. Personal injury or something. That’s a whole different thing.

Ohhhhhhh, I seeeeeee

I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.

Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…

Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?

Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?

Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.

Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww

You can do a lot with money. In fact, here’s a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettin’ this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it ain’t gonna extend to them defendin’ you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothin’ else.

Suuuuure I can do thaaaat. But dooon’t you get a lawyer even if you doooon’t have money when you go to couuuurt? They gave me someone the otherrrrr times

We don’t have to do thaaaaat! Just light stabbbing is fiiiiiiine

Well sure, as long as it's just a little light stabbing. :\

I prooomisseeee, you can even do it yourself if you waaaaaaant!

I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.

Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…

Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?

Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?

Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.

Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww

We don’t have to do thaaaaat! Just light stabbbing is fiiiiiiine

I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.

Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…

Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?

Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?

How precisely did you get my hair?

We’ve met a buuuuunch of times and since Amaaaaanda was doing it I allllsooo took hairssss when I coulddd. Not that I really neeeeeded them for anythinggggg

Hm. I'm surprised you got it without my noticing.

I can be veeeerrrry shadowy when I waaaaant

I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.

Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…

How precisely did you get my hair?

We’ve met a buuuuunch of times and since Amaaaaanda was doing it I allllsooo took hairssss when I coulddd. Not that I really neeeeeded them for anythinggggg

… I’ve been likin’ you a lot more lately, but don’t make me regret givin’ up on bein’ a paranoid freak that obsessively guards his hair follicles.

I’m only gonna make a dummy of you if you come heereeeeee. Orrrrr if Vito asksssss, but otherwise I don’t neeeeeed a Frankie bodyyyyyy.

Coooolll, you can come over wheneeeeeverrrr. no ruuuuuushhhh