the funny zone

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

What, you want us to make gay reblogs?

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

step 1: mitosis

okay there's two of us but we still don't have any more arms