Hokey Religions and Ancient Weapons

The Princess Diaries (2001), dir. Garry Marshall

(Text by sithzuko)

TOM HOLLAND in Esquire China (June, 2019)

If you were born post 2006 you shouldn’t be following me I’m dead serious

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OBI-WAN KENOBI | S03E17 GHOSTS OF MORTIS

I AM WEEPING AT THIS, PLEASE LISTEN TO THE BATTLEFRONT 2 ANAKIN VS DOOKU BANTER. “Well, if it isn’t Master Yoda’s biggest mistake.” IS ANAKIN’S OPENING PARRY, JUST THE SHEER AMOUNT OF GLEE THAT HE GETS TO NEEDLE DOOKU ABOUT THIS IS AMAZING “Good.  Twice the pride, double the fall.  But I would have thought you’d learned your lesson.” “I am a slow learner!” “You are nothing if not relentless.” “You forgot ‘irresponsible’.  And a great singer!  But who’s counting.” “Ventress and Savage Opress failed me.  Perhaps you could use a new Master.” “I could use a new wardrobe, too, but that doesn’t mean I wanna go shopping with you!” P L E A S E I AM BEGGING SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS AU OR DRAW FANART OF DOOKU TAKING HIS NEW APPRENTICE ANAKIN SHOPPING OF ALL THINGS “Kenobi’s training was wasted on you.” OMG YOU CAN HEAR THE SNEERING IN HIS VOICE. FORGET WHATEVER ELSE THEY HAVE IN THE COOKER, I WANT THIS AS THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE. JUST TWO HOURS OF ANAKIN BEING AN OBNOXIOUS BRAT AND DOOKU SNEERING OVER HOW UNCOUTH THIS LITTLE SHIT IS AND OH GOD WHY IS HE THE CHOSEN ONE WHY IS DOOKU’S LIFE SO HARD WHY COULDN’T KENOBI BE THE CHOSEN ONE IT WOULD AT LEAST MAKE SENSE THEN UGH GOD.