Redwood Reed

Out of all the dinosaurs one died last, making it the very last dinosaur ever.

JST learns about endlings

Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And Itself). Read more in the comments.

I don't think this was meant to be a shower thought.

So many sites are going to have a content drought during the 48 hour blackout

During the what now

It's a protest against Reddit cracking down on third-party software

Men are rarely named after gems.

Ostensibly men are supposed to be rugged and tough while women are supposed to be beautiful and precious. So I guess we'll start seeing men named Diamond. Stuff's used as an industrial abrasive (low quality, synthetic, diamond sand is anyways).

All glass is slowly turning back into sand

only when exposed to a current that moves some of it. seal your glass half a mile under the desert and it will never corrode

wait until you learn about wind

wind does not exist half a mile under the ground

wind is also currents

wind is not half a mile under the ground

yes. but it is currents, so there's no need to add it to currents.

All glass is slowly turning back into sand

only when exposed to a current that moves some of it. seal your glass half a mile under the desert and it will never corrode

wait until you learn about wind

wind does not exist half a mile under the ground

wind is also currents

An infinite amount of pennies and an infinite amount of one-hundred dollar bills are worth the same thing.

technically no because wouldn’t they be infinity^1 and infinity^100 respectably

infinity^1 and infinity^10,000 actually

Now, I’m not a mathematician, but that don’t seem right. what decides that the 100 is multiplied by 100 to become an exponent

one dollar = one hundred pennies

An infinite amount of pennies and an infinite amount of one-hundred dollar bills are worth the same thing.

technically no because wouldn’t they be infinity^1 and infinity^100 respectably

infinity^1 and infinity^10,000 actually

At some point mom jokes become risky because she might be dead

Yo mama so injured she'll never wake up

Smart people using condoms lead to lesser number of kids with smart parents while dumb people not using condoms lead to more number of kids with dumb parents.

isn’t this a plot of a movie?

watches idiocracy once

1999 and 2003 are 4 years apart but entirely different worlds

The word ‘Crisps’ has a questionable number of syllables.

1. It has one.

who thought they did somethinf when wririnf this

I am actually desperate to know how they’re pronouncing it that it could possibly have more than 1 syllables

People with prosthetic legs can choose to be whatever height they want to be

Only if both legs are prosthetic.

We have to figure out where to put more than 8 billion dead bodies over the next 80ish years

We've already dealt with ~100 billion

Half-sibling means you share one parent with the other person