Me: *farts*
Me: *in my best Flowery voice* Mysterious wind!
Mike Driver

trying on a metaphor
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oozey mess
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

izzy's playlists!
official daine visual archive
almost home
Keni
hello vonnie
RMH
will byers stan first human second
The Bowery Presents

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Origami Around

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@no-shower-thoughts-head-empty
Me: *farts*
Me: *in my best Flowery voice* Mysterious wind!

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cannot be killed pride flag! a flag for when you, the blogger, cannot be killed.
added mushrooms for when you cannot be killed in a way that matters
added mushrooms for
when you cannot be killed in
a way that matters
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
reblog if you support unabashedly smutty fanfic
and the beautiful authors who give it to us. you are a treasure.
and the beautiful
authors who give it to us.
you are a treasure.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Is there any reason Achilles’ mom couldn’t just turn him around and dip just his heal in to make sure he didn’t have that weakness?
Posted every year for the last NINE YEARS, here AGAIN, is Margaret
Posted every
year for the last NINE YEARS, here
AGAIN, is Margaret
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Eleven years strong

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It's been a while since I've seen a poll. Let's change that.
Pick an option. It doesn't matter which, but maybe the one most people choose will say something about people or smth idk
Top choice
Bottom choice
this is a poem
i couldn’t not draw this
ok…!
babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again
babe are you okay,
your reblogging the subway
rat poem again
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Deltarune Chapter 4
I don’t remember saying this. I get the joke but why don’t I remember it
‘The word soccer is a twisted eponym—one named after an association rather than a commercial brand. Soccer is short for association because, in the 1800s, in British universities, the sport was differentiated from Rugby football by calling it Association football, after the International Football Association Board that governed the sport. It was originally called Assoc, but in British university slang you’d often add -er onto a syllable of a word, so rugby became rugger or footer, and Assoc football became soccer. So despite the British insistence that Americans call “football” by the wrong name, it was the Brits themselves who first gave it that name.’
from: Jess Zafarris’ new book, “Useless etymology: Word origins for curious minds”
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
Part 1

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well I did it, I stitched an egg to a shirt. there’s no going back now.
Part 2
You leave Aphrodite and Crunch Wrap Supreme out of this
#just think #when this gifset first passed my dash #however long ago that was #I didn’t even recognize the name Elon Musk #what I wouldn’t give to return to that innocence
People (so many for some reason) creating action movies shortly before 9/11/2001: Hmm I am going to put in a flying vehicle going precariously around tall buildings

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just realized theyre supposed to represent the four humors
what
So basically each yoshi represents an aspect of the that makes up the bodily quintessence. People of learning discovered that every yoshi is either HOT or COLD, and WET or DRY. and this allowed the yoshis to be organized based on their temperament.
Theophrastus, the red yoshit is HOT and WET so his temperment is SANGUINE.
Ascelepius, the yellow Yoshi is HOT and DRY so it can be CHOLERIC.
Melquiades, the blue Yoshi, I'd known for being COLD and DRY and MELANCHOLIC.
And finally the freen Yoshi name of Zosimos is COLD and WET and this of PHLEGMATIC
It's okay if you understand
Can we please not describe Yoshis as HOT and WET ever again?
Deltarune Chapter 4