Hairs Messy Lifes Messy

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

What is that!

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

I’m in literal tears

that spoon twirl was so gangster