certified idiot cryptid

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

thank you for your service 🤝

Use staples on tacos to keep them closed

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

rolls over the character so they go completely flat and then tosses them in the air like a pizza over and over again and then chucks them into the oven and they burst into flames