Title: Boyfriend
Summary: Yifan over protects his son.
Note: Family!AU
“Firstly I want you to know that I’m Sehun’s father so if you hurt him, I hurt you. You lie to me about the things that you do, I will find out, you do anything to him, I will do it back to you. No sex till you’re both working, no touching and kissing or having public affection, no blowjobs or what so ever sex themed activities you teenagers do, dates have to be within my curfew and, if you take him out you have to be back half an hour earlier than what you told me and that excludes curfew time. And lastly if you hurt my baby boy, I will hunt you down and skin you alive even if you ran back to China. I can speak korean, mandrin, cantonese and english in case you forgot. So don’t test me.”
“OHMAAAAAA!” Junmyeon almost dropped the bowl of sup upon being startled by his son. He hears a door being slammed shut, a loud protest and the door opening again, heavy footsteps were heard and Sehun is shouting in his kitchen again.
“OHMAAA!”
“Yes, baby? What’s wrong? Why are you shouting, who made you so angry sweety?”
“YOUR HUSBAND DID!”
“Wha-”
“APPARENTLY YOUR HUSBAND FOUND OUT THAT I WAS DATING AND HE DELIBARATELY FOLLOWED ME TO LUHAN’S HOUSE AND ALMOST SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF MY DEER AND THREATHEN MY BABY ABOUT SKINNING HIM AND STUFF! OHMA YOUR HUSBAND IS SO ANNOYING! I’M 16 I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING, WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING!”
“Alright, alright. Sehun baby go cool off I’ll talk to my man.”
When Sehun refused to move, Junmyeon gave him the look.
Sehun huffed and walked away. The sound of a door being slammed shut echoed through the house.
“Wu Yifan-”
“He’s still my baby okay! Did you know Luhan was years older than him?! How can he even fall for my baby! Also how did they even meet! That boy is from China for crying out loud!”
“They met in a train station, the typical shoujo manga scene kind of thing and Sehun gave him directions to his university dorm. And please, Yifan. You’re from Canada.”
“I spent most of my life moving. Anyways, who’s side are you on?! Our baby is dating a forgeiner! How-”
“Firstly, I’m on Ace’s side, didn’t we make that clear? Secondly, I’m married to a forgeiner.”
Yifan was about to protest but was cut off by Junmyeon.
“And thirdly, I don’t see why you’re threating Luhan bout all those stuff when clearly Sehun is the man of the relationship.”
It took Yifan 4 minutes to digest the fact that his baby was the boyfriend of the relationship and another 4 minutes of whining when Junmyeon stared at him with the I-am-judging-you-so-hard-right-now look.
Inspired by @awesomeinventions and their If You date my daughter shirt.
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