i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

[Adoptive Baby-Mother Voice] “Tenno. Upload Me and prepare to Defend”

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on