JuniperBlr

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

I have made this! It was ok! I'm just not a big fan of Guinness, but if you like that and monster, I'm sure this is great.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

You see time used to be accurate! It used to mean something! But that was The Before Times.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

hey op good news

Every time I've seen this post I've moved her up and down a little bit along the way while making *sque-squeak sque-squeak* cleaning noises.

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis