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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
Even better if he got Duke in
John Steward: I can't hold this for much longer!
Superman: jeez this is looking bad hey Robin could you call up Signal?
Duke in Robin costume: I'll get him.
Wonder Woman: It seems we could use the Bat girls help can anyone reach her?
Cassandra Cain in signals outfit: .... I got it.
Captain Marvel dodging a villains attack : Hey Batgirl, got any of spoilers glitter? I want to do a little pranking.
Steph in Black bats costume: Ill give her a call...
-in secret facility-
Plastic Man: Hey spoiler you any good at hacking?
Barbara Gordon (literally wheelchair bound) in spoilers costume:I'll see if I can contact Oracle.
Ace the Batdog in Oracle chair giving orders:
Aqualad contacting Batman (Dick Grayson): Mr Batman sir we seem to need a dog for this any ideas?
Dick Grayson: I might have one.
MasterPost
MasterPost 2
Dick's Mistake
Part 1, Part 2
A Little Murder Never Hurt Any one
Cat Conspiracy
Death and Taxes
Danny’s (Un)Deadly Detour
MisDialed Hearts
Danny Needs a Girlfriend
Part 1, Part 2, Part3
Dead end Diner
Daddy's Girl
Part1, Part2 Part3
Danny's request for shelter
part 1, part 2
Time to rest
Not Old Enough
Ghost, Hero's. Too little too Late
Danny's Hustle
Part 1 Part 2
Gothams sunshine Child
Part1, Part2, part3 , Part4 .Part5
Crown Of Time and Themyscira
Part 1
Phantom Manor
“Meet the Parents (And Their Armory)”
Quiet shadows and Loud secrets
Ghost of a chance
"Diplomacy for the Feral and the Damned"
Part1, part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Part6, Part7, Part 8,
Dad Strenth
Original post My additions
Dont Mess with our Daughter
Vlad's Mistaken capture
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9,
Part 10
Between a Bat and a hard place
Ghosts Don’t Kill… Right?
Cujo VS Joker
Joker Hates Teenagers
Sweet war
Part 1 Part 2
Ghosts, Bats, and a Jealous Witch
Phantom Fashion
sleepy boy
DPxDC prompt 1
DPxDC Prompt2
DPXDC prompt 3
I TOLD YALL
I may have a heart attack 😭 is it a red herring? Wtf is happening
I swear to god if your theory about siren being the reincarnation of labbu turns out to be true I’m going berserk
Good news! You don't have to go berserk!
It was Siren's dad 😃
I want the rogues and goons to be completely thrown about the arrival of Robin at first. Imagine running from the Bat and you come across this kid in an alley, dressed like a traffic light and very little and just staring at you. And they sort of pause like, what the hell is that thing? And of course, they harbour just a little bit of “aw he’s just a little kid” or “the fuck is wrong with Batman, bringing a kid into this?” before little Dickbin just breaks out into the worst devilish smile possible and fucking proceeds to rearrange their existence.
And it isn’t even just Dick. All the rogues and goons do a double take when they see a new Robin. With Jason, they kind of thought that Dick had somehow shrunk again back to that happy laughing kid only to get absolutely eviserated by a happy laughing kid with the thickest New Jersey accent and uncapped sass. After Jason dies, the few goons and rogues that know about Robin’s death, are fucking relieved when the Bat gets a new little birdie until this new little birdie fucking unpicks their plans in a matter of seconds even before the Bat even arrives and then proceeds to beat the shit out of them until. And at first the goons and rogues don’t even fight back that hard because they are partly glad because the Bat has mellowed out a little and Batman has already lost a Robin and is probably more protective than usual. Then Steph arrives on scene, dressed as Robin and the rogues are a little confused at first. Some goons prefer to get yelled at by their bosses rather than swing for her because, “I ain’t hitting a little girl, boss” and Steph takes absolute advantage of that hesitation. When Damian appears, the rogues and goons are a little more prepared, this Robin is going to be - IS THAT A FUCKING KATANA???

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Tim Drake in ballet... hold up let me cook
He's been doing it since a child, continuing even after Bruce's adoption.
Nightwing and Robin are stretching before patrol and Batman just stares at them with awe, worry, and confusion.
Cass and Tim being THE Wayne kids in their ballet class, the teachers love them but the rest absolutely ((not so) secretly) hate.
Jason: *some insults after Tim annoyed him or he's having a bad day, or just to piss Tim off for funs*
Tim: "I had a 37 year old Russian woman yell and body shame me since I was 4, while my feet were literally breaking apart. Your attempts to hurt me are funny."
(In the Tim and Cass look like Twins AU)
Sometimes in class, Tim and Cass just swap roles between male and female choreography, just because they can and because it's fun. And none of their classmates can tell who is who, especially if they swap outfits.
JL summon Ghost Prince Danny Phantom.
Constantine: my soul if yours, so you can help us with this interdimentional treart
Phantom *jusgative and ew no gross eying constantine* im not acepting a fuking soul whor...e.... *realizing mild sentence that something is diferent*... did i just say bad words? wait... i can curse in this world?! :D okay, how about i help you in etchange of you letme come in this world for time to time to curse vent to the void? I will gladly come help you alll the times you need me too! Hell! i will do it for free if i can come and just stop using fuking book titles!
JL:...deal?
Ok so Amity gets lots of its funding by hosting a summer camp every year. They host it by the lake in the woods and the local high schools are counselors and head of cabins.
The camp is like a 150 year tradition and it got very popular especially among the rich from around the country.
They kept it going, closing down for 3 summers because of the ghost attacks (the town could have the attacks and the camp running. It would be too dangerous)
They opened it the next year, but with a lot more liability paperwork and that stuff.
This is also the year where Damian Wayne gets sent to the camp.
Bruce went, Dick went, Jason went, Tim went and even Cass went for a year and now it was his turn.
Damian did not want to go. There are no phones allowed, so he won’t be able to communicate with his family. He went anyway. Danny is his head of cabin.
All the senior class members are liminal. With the weird traits and all that shit. They know Danny is phantom but they don’t really talk about it
Shenanigans:
- Danny noticing the faint liminal scent on Damian and kind takes him under his wing to hopefully have Damian feed off of his ecto and get healthier. Damian thinks his head of cabin just gets really attached really easily.
- Sam running the gardens and using her undergrowth powers. Damian think she’s related to Posion Ivy, but evidently does not care when he find out she a vegan and just as passionate about the environment and animals as he is
- Tucker teaches the campers a coding class. 30 fourteen year olds hacking into places they should not hack into. Surprisingly, under Tuckers guidance, they all manage to successfully hack into the Pentagon without detection. Damian glanced at Tucker’s screen and saw that he was not hacking along with them but hacking an organization called the GIW
-Val and Danny teach hand to hand combat and weapons. After the camper learn to use all the weapons, Val and Danny assign one o them (crossbow, knife, bow and arrow, laser gun). Damian is great at all of them, and they let him pick whichever weapon he wants.
- Damian offhandedly mentions that a katana is his preferably weapon. The next week, Danny’s younger sister comes back from her travels with a katana for him.
- dash and kwan run the camp wide games. They have capture the flag and dodgeball (but they changed it to bow and arrow dodgeball to secretly help with the kids aim), but now they added a little tournament.
- each camper uses their weapon and are pitted against each other until there is one winner. Unsurprisingly, it’s Damian.
- the GIW crashes the camp in the middle of the night after getting a really strong ecto signal (Damian, plus Danny, plus the other liminal counselors). The counselors were at a separate location having a meeting or some other shit that doesn’t involve the campers.
-with Damian leading, the campers manage to fend them off. He and the other campers notice that they seemed to be targeting Damian.
-the counselors get back in time to help them.
-Damian doesn’t mention any of this to his family, and neither do the other campers. They all want to come back next year.
BONUS
Damian send weekly letters about what he’s doing at camp but in simple terms so that the Wayne’s think that camp just expanded their activities and Damian’s having fun
BONUS BONUS
Damian, after feeding off of Danny’s ecto for 2 months becomes visibly liminal. He grows a foot and a half taller, gets fangs, can hold his breath for longer, is quieter, eyes start glowing.
The Waynes are slightly suspicious, but they’ve all went to the camp and came back fine, so maybe he just had a growth spurt.
Maybe months later Constantine comes to the Watchtower and ask Damian how long he’s been dead. Damian answers.
“4 months, magician.”
The Waynes are now freaking out because they had no idea Damian died during summer camp.
Cue the rabbit hole into Amity Park, Phantom, Danny, and the GIW
Danny Phantom
Written by Jazz Fenton
Danny Phantom was a story that built a generation of superheroes.
It’s the story of a young boy that had power thrust upon him and he rose to the challenge. Him and his friends worked hard to keep their town safe no matter how crazy things got.
He fought monsters and gods and even kings but still struggled to balance school and protecting the town. His sister did what she could to help but it wasn’t until after she learned the truth behind his identity that they were able to truly bond as a family.
The story end with Danny going off to college after closing the portal forever. He would go on to be an astronaut and fulfill his dreams.
Jazz wished it was true. She wrote the Danny Phantom books so there would be a record of what her brother had done. That in some small way he would never be forgotten.
DP X DC Worldbuilding Prompt #3
Lazarus water is not ectoplasm, but it’s still Danny’s fucking problem (it’s Realms Demon Blood)
(Because using “corrupted ectoplasm” to explain why Lazarus water does NOT act like ectoplasm is a fun and easy fix, and I will eat up fics like that like it’s candy, I LOVE an opportunity for convoluted complicated world building)
(Feel free to use my convoluted worldbuilding and just tag me so I can read it)
The Structure of the Infinite Multiverse
The Ghost Zone is the center of the Infinite Realms. From there the multiverse spans out like a nested graph of dimensions. Immediately connected to the Ghost Zone are the realms belonging to the aspects like the Ancients. Outside of that layer is the rest of the Infinite Realms, which would be hard to explain because they are infinite.
Connecting to that are the Realm Afterlives. These are all afterlives that exist in the multiverse. However, the multiverse is infinitely diverse, so there are dimensions so mutually distinct that their best philosophers could not even comprehend the kind of existence that persists in the other dimension, let alone their afterlives. So those Realm Afterlives are as far apart from each other as they can be.
Laying on top of, in parallel, but kinda more like a layer over a cone/pyramid due to the nested nature of the Infinite Realms, is the Multiverse. Not exactly a cone/pyramid because that would be too geometrically sound. There are branches and cliffs and isolated nodes that ascends to chaos.
But each dimension has their own afterlife dimensions, as many afterlives as exists in that dimension. And each of those afterlives connect to their Realm Afterlife. Each Realm Afterlife is in charge of their multiverse of afterlives, but they aren’t supposed to largely interfere. There can also be a bunch of other layers and chaos amongst/between them, depending on the Afterlife.
Danny’s original dimension is the only one that can get a portal directly to the Ghost Zone due to the cosmic randomness of of being a dimension directly on top of the ghost zone, so they’ll only need to punch down to get there.
(I like to think of Danny’s dimension as, like, Nickelodeon. Like, Courage the Cowardly Dog is another being that has to deal with realm bullshit. And things can get wacky, and anatomy and body builds can be stretched and uncanny valley, and horrific things can be taken with extreme levity or the smallest infraction can be incredibly serious the way a lot of child tv is. And all of this is due to their proximity to the Realms)
The DC Universe and multiverse, however, is off on a branch extremely far away from the Realms. Kind of in a no man’s land. Which explains how Trigon can run amok (who is a Multiverse Demon, not a Realm Demon), and with Clockwork’s aspect Kronos in Tartarus, the SpeedForce was able to make time their bitch and make an insane amount of timeline branches. Beings are incredibly powered or incredibly weak. Magic users run around unchecked and world ending events happen all the time.
How Realm Demon Blood (Lazarus Water) Got Into The DCU
The multiverses aren’t always in sync with the other multiverses. And time runs weirdly the further you branch out. Once Danny took the mantle from Pariah Dark, he started slowly bringing order to the Ghost Zone which had the added benefit of making his dimension that is directly on top, a little less wacky.
Seeing those changes, he decided to start to slowly bring order to the nested realms next to him, hopefully allowing a ripple effect to further stabilize the other afterlives and therefore the other universes.
One of the Realm Afterlives, a small one that didn’t have many multiverses connected to them, used Pariah Dark’s lax rule to interfere and steal souls from other afterlives to boost their own power. But they knew King Phantom will eventually find their transgression and put a stop to it. They usually stole directly from Realm Afterlives, occasionally Multiverse Afterlives, but they knew any stealing within the realm of the dead could be tracked by the High King
So they decided to cut the middle man.
They sent scouts to find Living Dimensions on the far outskirts of the multiverse, and create Soul Contract Gateways with the use of their blood to interfere with the natural process of “passing on”.
Any being about to pass through the veil that gets into contact with these blood gateways will unwillingly enter into a soul binding contract. Their time to pass on will be extended, but their soul will belong to the Realm Afterlife once they die. Their price is that any life they take before their final breath will bypass all other afterlives to go directly to the Realm Afterlife, and any Disciples they take on as well as their Disciple’s Disciples and so one will be promised to the Realm Afterlife. The stronger the contract (the closer to the veil they were upon contact, Or, say, dead/resurrected but not whole like Jason), the stronger the urge to reap souls.
Basically, they’re trying to do Soul Laundering and Tax evasion.
Ra’s was the first human in the DCU to discover the Lazarus Pits and therefore the only one to do a direct contract with one of the scout demons (why he thinks he’s the “Demon’s Head”) And was given the mission to “save the world” and “spread the religion”. Which is why Ras is so hard to kill. He’s the linch pin to their soul invasion. And also why the guy has an inflated ego.
Anyways
This is just a worldbuilding exercise. There’s not really a prompt as you can see. Now, there are a million different ways you can take this backstory. You also don’t even have to include Danny in the story, just some tangential people.
You could even get that if Danny ever steps foot in the universe, their universe starts to go on the fritz. Major Arcana becomes minor and minor becomes major. Kryptonion’s powers are cut in half but Kryptonite no longer works, immortal entities suddenly drop dead. The Gotham Rogues stop acting like Ghosts with Obsessions and start improving with therapy. And to the DCU, they think their universe is suddenly going out of wack when in reality their universe is starting to right itself. And they do everything they can to get Danny off dimension and their world “wrongs” itself again and they breathe a sigh of relief.

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Masterpost of Prompts
Y’all, I’ll probably edit this because I do not post often. But someone suggested I make a masterpost of the prompts I do have since I was taken by the ghost of DPxDC and my brain has been on fire ever since.
I am not a fanfic writer (ignore the one and a half fanfic I have on my AO3 account) but here are some of the random things I’ve posted about
DP x DC
[Prompt 0] [Prompt 1] [Prompt 2] [Prompt 3] [Prompt 4] [Prompt 5] [Prompt 6] [Prompt 7] [Prompt 8] [Prompt 9]
I’ll add more shit here when I remember to scour my blog for the other prompts I have for other fandoms. But for now, deal with this barebones bullshit of a Masterpost cause I’m lazy right now
When Bruce Wayne was a 8 years old, on a silent walk alone around the manor’s grounds, he fell down an old empty well.
He screamed for help, covering his ears to block out the bat screeching echoing all around him- and curled himself against the stone for any sort of stability.
The wall gave way, and he thought for sure he had died when he woke up in total darkness. Only a distant dripping of water.
His fears were seemingly confirmed when he looked up and saw a single light, not illuminating anything- simply acting as a gentle beacon.
Did his parents see this when they went?
His heart skipped a beat.
Would his parents be on the other side?
His morbid hope turned to a strange sense of horror and relief when he realized his heart skipped a beat.
His heart was beating. He was.. cold, and he was wet. He had water in his socks and he hated water in his socks.
He was horribly uncomfortable and his ankle hurt so bad, and he was alive.
Bruce took a few deep breaths, feeling around, and he realized he was in a shallow puddle.
He dragged himself out, onto smooth hard stone.
His eyes never adjusted, there wasn’t enough of the light-
And he realized the light he saw was an exit.
He tried to run, but he cried out and fell back down, smacking his face hard against the rock and splitting his lip.
Now he was cold and wet and tasted blood, and he hated blood, he hated blood-
Bruce dragged himself towards the faint light sobbing, only to cry in sheer agony when he realized it was too steep.
He lay there for what felt like years, wondering if he was going to die down there alone, wishing someone would please come save him when he heard something else.
A tiny, distant echo..
“Hello?” He called hoarsely, squinting at the light fruitlessly.
…
No, of course not. He was alone.
But then..
“Is someone there?”
Bruce choked on his tears, screaming for help over and over-
“I’m sorry- I- I can’t! I’m.. I’m stuck!”
What?
Oh.. oh no.. Bruce finally registered that the voice was coming from deeper in the cave.
He started to drag himself towards the voice, to hear them better- but he knocked his ankle into a rock and shrieked with pain-
“Stay there! It’s not safe down here, please, stay where you are!”
The voice called, and it was much clearer now than it was before. Bruce curled up on his side and held his leg close, whimpering softly.
He needed to ask.
He needed to ask.
“How- how long have you been stuck?”
Silence.
“I don’t know. I.. I keep seeing the light get way brighter for a few hours, so that must be daytime, and this is nighttime.. so.. a long time I think.”
Bruce shrieked, with fear this time, and the voice was much quicker to respond-
“I- no, it’s ok! You’re going to be ok, I promise, I’m going to help you get out, I just.. I..”
Bruce was still panicking, he didn’t want to die, he just wanted to go home, but home never felt like home anymore, it was why he came out here in the first place.
The voice came back.
“Do you have anything with you?”
Of course he did, his mom and Alfred always told him to be prepared for anything.
He turned out his pockets, feeling for his small pocket knife, a few bandaids, hand sanitizer, and a small ball of twine.
He relays all of this to the mysterious voice, who sounds a lot like an older boy.
“Good! That’s really good, kid, you’re halfway to a flare. Wrap some of the twine into a sort of stick shape, and soak one end with the hand sanitizer. It’s the alcohol kind, right?”
“Yea,” Bruce called back, already finished weaving a small chord keychain like his dad taught him.
He started to squeeze the hand sanitizer bottle; but then he realized something.
“How am I gonna light this?”
“With my lighter. I dropped it on my way down, and if it didn’t flood too bad up there since then, it should still work. It’s metal, so it’ll feel colder than the stones.”
Bruce gingerly set the twine in his pocket, and began feeling along the ground.
It took him several minutes, but as he searched, the voice tried comforting him.
“I know this is scary.. but you’re going to be ok.”
“You don’t know that!” He snapped.
“I do. Because I’m going to get you out. I’m going to save you.”
“Like you saved yourself?”
Silence for a moment. Bruce felt horrible, why would he say that? He was trying to help, and now he was gone, what if he died-
And then.. laughter.
“Aha.. yea, you got me there!”
Bruce wiped his tears and pretended they’d never fallen.
“But hey, you’ve got supplies up there. I’ve got.. well pretty much just the clothes on my back. What’s left of it, anyway.”
Bruce felt sick thinking of what could possibly be keeping the mysterious boy trapped, what he meant by that..
Cold under his hands. Something square.
“I- I found it!” He cried out, scrambling to sit and pull out the chord.
“Yes! I told you, you’re gonna be just fine! Hold the wet end of the chord away from you, then flick the wheel on the lighter. It might take a couple tries, but that doesn’t mean it’s broken!”
Bruce nodded, even though he couldn’t be seen- and soon he was holding fire in his hands.
“I did it! I made a flare!”
“Perfect! Ok, now throw it at the light! Don’t worry, there’s another opening for oxygen on this side- the smoke will go up, not in here!”
Bruce was suddenly very afraid. He wasn’t much of a thrower.
“I.. what if I miss?”
“Then light it again and try again. Don’t give up. Never give up, ok? Giving up is what traps you, not any kind of rocks or broken bones. Never ever give up.”
Bruce took a deep breath, pulled his arm back, and threw as hard as he could.
The flare smacked against the rock wall and rolled down the steep slope.
He almost cried, but he refused to give up.
He pulled himself over and relit the smoldering twine, and threw it again.
And again.
And again.
He grunted with effort, feeling his face heat up and his ankle throb.
I’m not giving up.
He threw it one more time.
And it disappeared into the hole, igniting the sticks and leaves that he had landed on in the well- that was the well! He was still in the well? There’s a cave in the well!?- and illuminating half of the cave.
Bruce saw shimmering stalagmites and stalactites, saw several of the bags had followed him in- he nearly had a heart attack- but they’d simply settled in and started to make their nests.
He looked off to the side with hope and dread, but he still couldn’t see deep enough to get a glimpse of his savior.
“I got it!” He called out, almost smiling.
“Woo!” The boy cheered, not bothering to hide his excitement.
“Now what?”
“Now, sadly, we.. wait. But don’t worry, you lit a fucking well on fire on private property. Someone is gonna come check on it.”
Bruce didn’t worry. Because Alfred would come.
And Alfred would come because Bruce lit a beacon fire.
And Bruce was able to light a fire because of a poor trapped boy who didn’t have an Alfred to come save him.. Did anyone even know he was missing?
“Once we get out, Alfred will help you too,” he promises.
Silence.
“He’s my dad’s.. he’s my butler. But he’s been really good at taking care of me.”
More silence.
And then, “I don’t think I’m getting out of here, kid.”
Bruce frowned. What was he talking about? They were about to be rescued.
“Alfred wouldn’t just leave you here- well maybe he’d have to call some rescue people from the fire department- but we’re not gonna let you wait here all alone either!”
The boy laughed.
“You’re a good kid.. but I’m pretty sure I’m.. stuck.”
Bruce didn’t understand.
“Then we’ll get you unstuck?” He called out.
Silence for a moment.
“Not that kind of stuck, bud..”
Bruce wanted to ask what he meant.
But then he heard what he’d been so desperate for,
“Master Bruce!“
Bruce screamed at the top of his lungs like his mom taught him, words are very difficult to get out loud enough, if you make your voice ring then everyone will look
Alfred’s voice came from much closer, but still so far away- echoing down the well and into the cave.
“Master Bruce, are you down there!?”
“Yes! I’m here!”
“Thank goodness! You, call the fire department at once..”
He must be talking to another member of staff- he must have gotten people together to search for him..
He turned back towards the darkness, “See? You’re gonna be okay too, Alfred’s gonna get us out!”
Silence.
“Hey! Did you hear me?”
Silence.
“Master Bruce, is someone down there with you?” Alfred called.
“Yes! He’s stuck really bad, I think he’s hurt!”
Alfred told someone to make sure they brought two ambulances, not just one.
Alfred kept talking to him, keeping him company for the next half hour while they waited for the fire department to bring a ladder- and then the paramedics carried him up, and he begged them to be careful with his friend because he sounded really really hurt..
They set him down in the ambulance to look over, and he saw the other paramedics leaving the well.
All of the firefighter’s radios went off, and they spat out some kind of code. Bruce wished he knew what it meant.
“Where are they going? Do they need tools?” He asked the lady that was feeling his ankle. He realized she had stopped when the radio went off.
“..Yea. They need to get some special people and equipment.” She looked pale. “Your ankle doesn’t feel broken at all, but I’ll let your guardian know an x-ray would be a good idea. Let’s get you something to drink..”
Bruce realized that Alfred was talking to police officers, and he resisted a recoil of disgust. He really didn’t like cops..
Alfred looked really worried, though.
He came back over to Bruce while the woman was handing him an opened bottle of water.
“I don’t want go to the hospital, Alfred, I wanna wait by the well!” He said earnestly.
Alfred looked just as pale as the paramedic.
“Master Bruce, I..”
Bruce realized he recognized that face.
He thinks he knows what the code meant.
“No..” he started tearing up, “No, I told him we’d wait for him, that he-“
Alfred pulled him into a tight hug.
Bruce felt hollow.
Bruce was taken to the hospital to have his leg x-rayed, and his ankle ended up just being bruised. He was really lucky.
They patched his lip, which he’d somehow forgotten was bleeding- he’d somehow been completely distracted from the horrible blood taste.
His friend had distracted him.
He lay in the hospital bed slowly sipping apple sauce, when Alfred came in with a cop.
Ew.
But then he realized that he recognized this man. He relaxed a bit, recalling soft wool around his shoulders on a cold rainy night.
“Master Bruce, Mr Gordon has a few questions he would like to ask about the cave.”
Bruce nodded.
Mr Gordon sat down in the chair next to Bruce’s bed, and he took a deep breath.
“I wish we could meet again under nicer circumstances,” he said, “You’ve been through too much for.. a lifetime. I don’t want to sit here and make you go over it all again. You’re a smart kid, so I’m not going to beat around the bush like some of the other guys that were on the scene. You deserve the truth before I ask you for anything.”
Bruce was scared. He was confused. He had no idea what was about to come from Mr Gordon’s mouth and he didn’t know if he wanted to know.
Bruce just nodded again.
“When the paramedics went down into the cave, they found a rockslide. They followed it to the bottom.” Mr Gordon gripped his notebook tightly. “They found a skeleton.”
Bruce’s heart sunk. “What?”
“They look to be around teen age, and they were buried halfway under the rockslide. The ME says they must have been over five years dead.”
The rest of the details, the rest of the questions were a blur.
He just nodded and shook his head, offering up only the details about finding the lighter and making the chord flare. He didn’t know what they would think if he said how he learned to do it.
Alfred took him home, and he lay in bed quietly, staring up at the ceiling.
They found a skeleton.
Five years dead.
…
Not that kind of stuck.
Bruce wanted to throw up.
Writer! Danny AU
Danny in college is forced to take a creative writing class. In this class, despite hating all of the assigned reading finds himself enjoying the writing prompts as he had the freedom to write “fiction” whenever he wants so long as it fits the assignment.
Spoiler: Danny isnt a creative person, but he does have his secret years as a teenage vigilante to pull from and all that time he spends in the fabric between realities, so he winds up doing ok writing from his experiences.
So… Danny’s teacher (who steadfastly doesn’t believe in ghosts or dimension travel) loves his “realistic” writing style in his “fantasy” settings and convinced him to write all his excepts into a novel and publish it. His peers who have read it during sharing/editing/review activities all agree (for the most part).
So when money gets a bit too tight, Danny gives in and writes a short book, where he is vague about how he got the powers (other than how much it hurt and that his friends were there for him), not expecting much when he publishes it online under a pseudonym.
It does much better than expected. So, in order to keep the funds coming (and not disappointing the people who have left him such glowing reviews) he continues to write and publish his autobiography… sold as fiction using silly names.
(Like Fenton/Phantom becoming Morvaith/Wraith. And Daniel/Danny -> Nethaniel/thanny)
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In completely unrelated news, the cape community has gone wild over this too realistic book series that follows a teen hero/vigilante they have never heard of. Who really is the Wraith character? And where is this Amicable City?
Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America
Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too
#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)
steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!
bucky: good thing you like punching nazis
steve: it’s the only way i feel alive
peter: Big Mood
This post is from 2018.
This might be just me but I feel like Hyacinthus could’ve played a huge role in the Apollo kids’s lives. So since I’m mentally unstable and very gay I have an idea!
Instead of hyacinthus being mere flowers what if they possess the soul of Hyacinthus? To mere mortals their just flowers, but to campers if their lucky enough get to see the body and soul of Hyacinthus. Demeter kids can talk to him but people don’t really believe that they can and that it’s a fake myth.
Hyacinths flowers bloom all around Apollo kids and areas no matter the weather. And whenever an Apollo kid is hurt he blooms around them like a barrier and reveals himself to the monster, sometimes being able to signal for help or scare off the monster.
Apollo kids always talk about this “myth” some saying they saw him, some saying they felt him, but no one can ever agree on if he’s real or not.
But one thing is for sure, if he can’t be with Apollo and love him, then he will be the protector of his children.

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Sometime in Ancient Greece:
Relatively new to being an Olympian Hermes: Can I buy you both a drink?
Apollo: That would be nice :)
Athena: And while we're talking
Both: Let us offer you some free advice
Athena, who figured out things from the beginning: Talk less
Hermes: What?
Past Apollo, slowly starting to build his facade: Smile more :D
Hermes: Ha
Apollo: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for.
Hermes: ...You can't be serious
Athena: You wanna get ahead?
Hermes: Yes
Both: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
Ares: Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What time is it? Wartime!
Athena: *rolls eyes* Like I said...
Heard Aaron burr, sir and thought of them
When you're in too many fandoms, reading posts feels like :
"Tim? Drake or Stoker? Jason? Todd or Grace? Jon? Sims or Kent? Percy? Jackson or Weasley?"