Is this true love?

*capitalist voice* if you’re tired of being exploited by your boss then maybe you should just become a boss and exploit other people

going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

Rest in power

May his memory be a blessing.

When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

Me talking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

Being a Millenial is like joining a game of Monopoly when every property already has a hotel on it.

Somewhere out there, there is a gay couple named Adam and Steve who are getting very fed-up with hearing the same joke at every party.

louise why do you have this

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it