Catapulting Cupcakes~!

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

this may be the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?