just clownin' around

i take adderall so i can forget that i microwaved food faster and more efficiently

please don't be mean to me bc i can be meaner and i hate being mean

Can a sensitive they get white girl wasted?

Girl you are even more beautiful than a ps2 game

the misandrist fujoshi is the bravest thing a woman can be in our world

sexualizing the demographic you hate #womeninmalefields

*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

deadbeat daughter

*running up to you at the playground* do you want to play 12 angry men with me

i personally think its ok to be gay.. dont shoot me

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Okay well sorry i died in ur bathroom get over it