𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 / 𝐆𝐎𝐃 *

“ is that why you’re here too? “

“ are you taping again? “

“ i don’t know why, but i just love it here. “

“ you know what i heard? this whole area used to be a sacred place. “

“ it’s too bad we have to leave. “

“ please promise you’ll take me again, ____. “

“ did you get the letter? “

“ did you find ____? “

“ how can you just let him / her / them die? “

“ why are you running away? “

“ thank you for saving me, but i wish you hadn’t. “

“ no, don’t pity me. i’m not worth it. “

“ maybe you think you can save me. “

“ will you love me? take care of me? heal all my pain? “

“ that’s what i thought. “

“ give me back that knife. “

“ for me, it’s always like this. “

“ i was weak. that’s why i needed you. “

“ that’s all over now. “

“ i know the truth. “

“ it’s time to end this. “

“ when will you ever stop making that mistake? “

“ i don’t need you anymore. “

“ that’s what you wanted! “

“ how can you throw me away? “

“ you deserve to die too, ____! “

“ forgive me. “

“ i told you that i wanted to die. i wanted the pain to end. “

“ that’s why i did it. i just couldn’t watch you suffer. “

“ that’s not true. “

“ the truth is: i hated you. i wanted you out of the way. i wanted my life back. “

“ if that were true, why do you look so sad? “

“ please do something for me: go on with your life. “

“ i’m sorry it took so long. “

“ didn’t you want to see me? “

“ i wanted to see you. even an illusion of you. “

“ that’s not true, is it? “

“ you killed me. “

“ you must’ve hated me. that’s why you got rid of me. “

“ i was… tired. “

“ do you really think i could ever forgive you for what you did? “

“ you better do something about that cough. “

“ i know i’ve done a terrible thing to you. “

“ i wish i could change that, but i can’t. “

“ every day i stare up at the cracks in the ceiling and all i can think about is how unfair it all is. “

“ i’m afraid that you don’t really want me to come home. “

“ whenever you come see me, i know how hard it is on you. “

“ i don’t know if you hate me or pity me. or maybe i just disgust you. “

“ i’ll always love you. “

“ i can’t tell you to remember me, but i can’t bear for you to forget me either. “

“ i’m so sorry for what i did to you, what i did to us. “

“ you’ve given me so much and i haven’t been able to return a single thing. “

“ i want you to live for yourself now. “

“ do what’s best for you, ____. “

𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 :  𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

triggers  and  nsfw   may  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.  some  grammar  may  have  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  obviously  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation ,  etc  etc.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟒                   𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑒𝑥𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑚  𝑜𝑓  𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑒  𝑚𝑖𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑙.

“ wait ,  did  they  like  sue  the  demon? ”

“ okay ,  i’m  fine  with  that  so  far.  that  sounds  real. ”

“ there  was  a  spider  on  me.  sorry  if  i  blew  it  on you. ”

“ ( name )  also  reported  hearing  a  voice  damning  her  to  hell. ”

“ her  hands  seemed  to  turn  into  thick  paws  with  claws. ”

“ let’s  move  on ,  let’s  not  get  caught  up  on  the  bear  hands. ”

“ why  do  all  these  people  know  what  burnt  feces  smells  like? ”

“ fuck ,  is  that  a  bee!? ”

“ see  what  you  get?  this  is  what  you  get! ”

“ yeah ,  that’s  a  bad  doctor. ”

“ that  is  fucked  up ,  right? ”

“ i  bet  i  could  squeeze  an  apple  ‘til  it  exploded. ”

“ i  bet  you  a  million  dollars  you  couldn’t. ”

“ you  hear  that  in  the  distance?  it’s  the  excuse  train  coming. ”

“ you’re  full  of  shit ,  ( name ). ”

“ these  recordings  are  perhaps  the  most  disturbing  pieces  of  audio  i’ve  ever  heard. ”

“ i  will  carry  this  brat  so  long ,  until  she  croaks ,  this  dumbass  bitch! ”

“ you  know …  she’s  screaming.  she’s  giving  it  110%. ”

“ your  unrelenting  skepticism  is  exhausting. ”

“ it  drains  me  of  all  happiness  and  energy  and  i  hope  you  know  that. ”

“ i  ran  out  of  evil  people  to  think  of …  uhh …  the  the  blonde  man  from  ‘ die  hard ’  is  also  in  here.  skeletor  from  ‘ masters  of  the  universe ’ …  heath  ledger’s  joker.  not  jack  nicholson ,  he  was  too  cartoonish. ”

“ you  had  your  fun ,  you  ass? ”

“ that  is  the  only  thing  that  is  strange  to  me.  all  of  the  other  stuff  is  just  things  that  a  person  could  do. ”

“ yeah ,  i  just  feel  bad  for  her  at  this  point. ”

“ do  you  think  that  just  made  her  buy  into  it  more?  like  if  people  started  exorcising  me  on  the  reg —  yeah ,  i  might  eventually  be  like ,  ‘ i guess i’m  demons! ’ ”

“ look ,  i’m  not  here  as  a  doctor ,  i  just  wanna  see  some  of  this  crazy  shit. ”

“ i  wanna  see  this  girl  eat  some  spiders. ”

“ that’s  like  something  you  say  when  you  go  to  the  zoo ,  not  when  you  go  see  someone  that’s  tied  up. ”

“ shady.  shady  as  fuck ,  yeah. ”

“ it’s  funny  you  said  that  ‘cause  the  neurologist  said  the  exact  same  thing. ”

“ yeah ,  fuck  it.  i  don’t  know ,  go  visit  a  jesuit.  jesus  christ. ”

“ just  get  your  shit  stink  out  of  my  office. ”

“ how  do  you  tell  the  difference  between  possession  and  mental  health? ”

“ i  also  think  that  67  exorcisms  don’t  leave  your  mind  in  a  good  spot. ”

“ psa ,  if  your  kid’s  eating  spiders ,  don’t  take  them  to  an  exorcist.  or  take  them  to  an  exorcist ,  but  do  it  at  the  hospital. ”

❝  i’m used to people generally not giving a shit about me.  doesn’t mean i can’t still choose to care regardless of whether not people will care back.  ❞

❝  i’m not kind because i expect anything from it.  i do it because i like how it feels.  because people have not generally been kind to me and i don’t want to be that sort of person to someone else who.   ❞

❝  why didn’t you ever tell me you were dealing with so much?  you didn’t have to keep this to yourself.  ❞

❝  it’s okay.  i don’t need you to help me…but if you wanna stick around while i fix it myself i wouldn’t mind the company.  ❞

❝  i generally don’t like people as a rule.  but i don’t mind you.  so uh,  don’t fuck that up for me alright?  next time you’re in trouble just call me. ❞

❝  are you sure you don’t want me to stay?  ❞

❝  you know i can tell when you’re lying.  so you can either talk about what’s wrong or we can just sit here together.  either way,  i won’t let you do this alone.   ❞

❝  no,  i don’t need you.  but i do want you.  my life is fine without you,  but it’s great when you’re in it.  i don’t need to be dependent on you for this relationship to be important.  ❞

❝  well,  i already did the ‘kicking their ass for being a jerk’ part.  now i’m doing the whole,  showing up for you and making sure you’re okay now part.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to be like this.  i want to change but i don’t know where to start.  ❞

❝  i see you.  i just wanted you to know that.  i always see you.  ❞

❝  i haven’t really done the whole dating thing in a while but,  do you want to?  we could go to dinner—or coffee?  ❞

❝  we’re having a spa night,  okay?  i already have a bath started and there are face masks on the counter.  no arguments.  we need this.  ❞

❝  don’t start giving me the damn puppy eyes i was already gonna say ‘yes’ okay?  ❞

❝  this is a bad idea but i’m already committed so i might as well not half-ass being a dumbass.  ❞

❝  i always feel better when you’re here.  ❞

❝  i’m going to give you a hug now but if you tell anyone about it i will have to kill you.  ❞

❝  did you just flip off that old guy?  ❞

❝  i know you’ll lie to me if i ask if you’re okay so i’m skipping past that part and telling you to go home and get some rest.  ❞

❝  you know i’m not good for you right?  there’s probably a hundred other people you could be going to right now instead of me.  ❞

❝  can i say something here?  or do you need another minute of rambling before i get to do the part where i say what you need to hear and you realize you’re freaking out over nothing?  ❞

❝  don’t you get that i need you?  you’re always going on about being fine and being able to manage on your own and i’m sure that’s true.  but what if i’m not?  what if i need you in my life.  and i need you to let me help you with your life too? ❞

❝  i know you’ve been having a shit time so i brought some food.  ❞

❝  hey— get your hands off my plate.  i made you your own.  ❞

❝  i know you like the rain,  but it’s getting cold.  you need to come in before you get sick.  ❞

❝  i knew i’d find you here.  ❞