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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

I’ve thought about her Every minute since I reblogged this yesterday

can they do that? are you allowed to just fuckin… click and drag yourself like that? y’all practitioning the dark arts???? these people are out here defying gravity. moving around like the DVD player screensaver. they hacked reality and started wiggling their bodies back and forth like the Spore creature creator. I’m pretty sure they can clip through walls at will. shit.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.