22 favourites of mine

i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right

I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.

…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!?  MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!

I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

???? what??? the fuck???????

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

This might not be zodiac oriented but I think we all need a little magic in our lives.

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

the fab five are just so kind and welcoming and warm and they just really epitomise what being a human being is all about. like they meet a guy who literally does not shower and instead of being all “ew gross what the hell” they’re just like “okay, we can work with that” and instead of telling him he’s wrong and disgusting they work to help him realise on his own that he needs to improve his lifestyle. I genuinely feel like everyone could do with being a bit more like the fab five

imma be 40 years old on tumblr.com like… just filed for life insurance lads

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

why was this calculated

Because when someone made a comment about healthy foods being less accessible to poor people due to price difference when compared to less healthy food, some fuckstick responded with the utter nonsense that a head of lettuce is only like a dollar and that basically poor people were just making shit up to complain about, and then I think it went viral? It came up on my dash a couple of days ago so I assumed it was going around

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no