she is mighty adorable.

i hate it when i make something healthy for dinner and then don't want it. i am not the person i was when i made this. why would i think that baby carrots, kale, and mushrooms in truffle sauce was a yummy meal. stardew valley ass meal

took a bite of this BIG ass mushroom like a gnome

Me with ‘oh should try this again’ tofu

every time open ’may be adult content’ on tumblr it never is

It was a cat, running

“you’re so quiet” thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

no but the “”ai”” boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it’s where all the people are and now they’re getting rid of the people. like i’m straight up logging off and going to the library there’s nothing on here anymore

‘here’s how to tell if an image is ai’ ‘signs the person you’re talking to is a bot’ ‘how to tell if a song is ai generated’ ah but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside

tf2 pyro shoe aisle

Reblogging to spread this absolute blessing to the She-Ra fandom. Thank you, beautiful soul <33

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’