Juli.

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

*acts clueless but actually knows what’s going on at all times*

every girl has a favorite titty, a favorite eyebrow, and a favorite ain’t shit nigga.

boy....

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

im the cancer crying

im the aries crying to get sympathy

I’m the Taurus crying because they lost an argument

I’m the Pisces who’s crying bc I hate arguments even the ones I start

I’m the Aquarius, dubious in existence, never mentioned, just out of frame. Flickering. Fading.

I’m the Leo who started the whole argument

I’m the Scorpio who brought the A game argument

I’m the Gemini who is now telling all their friends about the argument

I’m the libra trying to give advice and silently screaming because I can see both sides of the argument and it’s stressing me out

I’m the sagittarius that is cheering on scorpio because shit just got interesting

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am