zodiac humour

there’s a special place in hell for those songs where the lyrics dont match the musical mood

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use calculus to calculate the rate at which my life is falling apart

me @ my problems: blocked

those moments when ur brain makes a reading typo

like when u read a word but u read the wrong word bc u misread a letter or read two letters in the wrong order

I lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck

…I know this is meant to be satirical demeaning comedy buuuut– 6th house determines food habits and health preferences. Leo rising could have A) Sagittarius, B) Capricorn, or C) Aquarius in the 6th house. Respectively therefore, someone could potentially like a quick breakfast/none and therefore not care for cereal, a healthier one or one others consider flavorless, or a childish sugary cereal. Factor #2 is that said person could have A) Jupiter, B) Saturn, C) Uranus, D) Neptune, and/or E) Pluto in their 6th house. So this person will have up to 5 planets in the 6th house. Either way, they’ll be focused on health. This could go one of 2 ways: skipping breakfast thinking they’ll be skinnier that way (skinnier supposedly means healthier to a lot of folks), or they’ll want a full healthy breakfast due to the acclaimed health benefits of a good breakfast. Conclusion: they’ll be one of two extremes: no cereal, or the healthiest, biggest bowl of cereal with fruit or yogurt or something to go with it.

it got better

i’m at a point where i hardly even hesitate to ask people their sign/birthday anymore…like, if you’ve been interacting with me for more than seven minutes?? you gotta tell me