Things That Make Me Uncomfortable

#TBT That time @docbrown_ and I were about to sign our first lease in NYC but had to consult with our chief strategist Jimmy McMillan (and his action figure). Years later, I realize he was right. The rent was too damn high. . . . #nyc #jimmymcmillan #rent #toodamnhigh (at New York, New York)

Just found the longest book ever written. . . . #jews #primetime #tv #library #reading #educateyourself

When you're an artist but you have a day job. . . . #artist #icecream #thescream #sale #dayjob

"Gotta catch em all" works on many levels. . . . #PokePervs #nydailynews #pokemongo #pokemon #ichooseyou #sexoffender

Was it worth getting hit for this shot? For 30 likes, probs. . . . #NYC #brooklyn #sunset #poststorm #postrain #rain #storm #post #hashtag

I assume this is first step in becoming a Vegas DJ. #Vegas #NYC #international #dj #walloflights #practice #djsofinstagram

When you're trying to act smart but everyone knows you're full of crap #NASA

When family planning goes horribly wrong . . . . #babies #stroller #brooklyn #rhythmmethod #ivf

I don't know what you mean, but I must have you. #brooklyn #whale #deer #streetart #life

Same. #dog #box #friday #selfie

I'm basic #doublerainbow #brooklyn #nyc #rainbow #basic #filtersonfilters

Brooklyn consistently finds ways to out-Brooklyn itself #catsofinstagram #catcafe #brooklyn

"Mommy, why do people take pictures of our car at red lights?" "They're just jealous, sweetheart." #LA #VanDamme #DamnVan #Jealous

Almost as nice as the one in Vegas #nyc #Brooklyn #vegas

Heard Eddie Murphy started here 🐔🐥🐣🎤🔫🗡🔪👻 #comedy #nyc #brooklyn #chickenghosts

We have fun. #CATG5 #comedy #nyc

Tonight this show I started with my friends is turning 5, or 60 months for all my young moms out there. @comedygrocery (🎨 by @karaemohr) #blessed #NYC #comedy #newmom #CATG5 #lowereastside #5