Megafauna Dispatcher

This man really said bitch in cursive outloud

I’ve reblogged this so many times but this is the first time I’ve seen “bitch in cursive” and it took me the fuck out.

Every time I’m lucky enough to have this hit my dash I listen to it, and every time I get chills all the way through.

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes