julius

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

The number of whites that treat AAVE like simlish instead of an actual dialect with specific rules, etc. is maddening actually

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

What the fresh fuck

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill