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shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?