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Homophobic bigots get shit thrown at the stimboard
I tried to find a gif of it and couldn't, if anyone has a gif of farage getting milkshaked, please send it to me
One had been sent in!!!
Let's be clear: Bush did not have shoes thrown at him because of homophobia. That was an act of public shaming for all the people he killed. Which is worse than bigotry.
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Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two cover for Animation Magazine
Oooh, the Scarecrow is wearing a plague doctor mask, okay.
Still have no clue who the guy is between Roxy Rocket and him though.
I swear we're going to get to next week and it's going to turn out to be really obvious.
I'm guessing from the fact that his hair looks like a sheet of ice that it's a "slightly more realistic"-ized Mr. Freeze. The neck thing is some kind of refrigeration unit, and the glasses will be red when the light shines on them in reference to the Mignola design.
see i think when a Final Girl kills a Slasher she should automatically inherit his mantle
the sequel should reveal that the previous movie's Final Girl is the sequel's Slasher. like a curse
wait. make it a metaphor extended allegory for transitioning
They WANTED to do that as the premise of the Halloween movie after H20. The pro lem being the story sucked really, really bad.
every fucking moron on tumblr with a pinned dni three miles long who has decided that Erm, Zactually This is Based as Fuck, Do you Not Respect Bodily Autonomy??? when you say this dogshit tattoo is ugly is as sin and only a moron would permanently etch this in his skin:
That looks like a metaphor for PCOS, actually. That would make more sense if it was ANYWHERE near where the uterus actually was.
avengers doomsday trailer is so fucking embarrassing bro it's like watching an aging celebrity try to relive their greatest hits
it's so rote now... ooooh here's 72 actors you recognize making shocked faces at a greenscreen. ominous narration to let you know that this is definitely the scariest thing we've ever had to fight. we wheeled Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan out of the retirement home to fag it up again. are you entertained. are you reaching for your wallets yet.
I've never seen anything more soulless in my life tbh. I've never wanted to see a movie crash and burn more. let it be dead so marvel studios can get on with being a spirit halloween already.
people tagging this with Russo brother hate as if any other director(s) wouldn't have gotten the same brief for the exact same big budget cgi disaster movie crossover schlock are so funny. there's no world where this was a boundary-pushing art film babes I'm sorry. you're ordering milkshakes at the hardware store
Look, everything you're saying is mostly true, but I just want to poke a hole specifically in your metaphor:
There was and still is, depending on how hard an area was his by covid, a traditional of unaffiliated snack bars outside of Home Depots.
A lot of them usually only truck in hot dogs and soda, but some enterprisingly fey proprietor in my youth in the PNW offered Italian sodas, in which he would mix just a little bit of cream.
It was the first, and still the best serving of that particularly tasty drink I've ever had. It was, for all intents and purposes, a milkshake at the hardware store, and it was great.
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Scooby Doo episodes presented in the same fashion as true-crime/horror podcast or Netflix documentary.
Played completely straight, with an absolutely serious narrator, sound track, graphics, everything!
“On the perimeter of an abandoned airbase, we meet with a local farmer, a man who has lived in the shadow of this place all his life and bore witness to the events that transpired here. Join us as we learn the dark secrets hiding in these ravaged hangers, below this tarmac, and crimes committed to keep them so.
On this episode of the SD Files, the story…of the Spooky Space Kook”
There's precedent for that. Paramount did a whole series for Spongebob
Where the jokes were all inside baseball about how docuseries are presented. And they had it hosted by no less than LA's own Kent Shocneck
people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour
things I yearn to write:
Lex messes about with cross-dimensional travel in the aftermath of the 2025 film, hoping to land in a universe where he has successfully defeated Superman so he can steal whatever epic superweapon he used to do the deed.
Instead, his dimension-jumper breaks.
And he winds up stuck.
In Omegaverse.
Where he is apparently an Omega (the very concept of which is almost as ridiculous as the apparent new biological rules of this world - Lex Luthor, an Omega? Him?). Living a domestic, rehabilitated, idyllic life, bonded to some boring nobody Alpha called Clark Kent.
This is bad enough. Then Clark Kent casually mentions what the Lex Luthor of this world has known for the past five years: that he is Superman. And Lex realises he is living in his deepest, darkest, Superharem nightmare.
Meanwhile, back in Lex's original universe, a pregnant Lex Luthor rocks up at Clark Kent's door and gives him the shock of his life. Now, Clark has to figure out how to cross the interdimensional barrier and get his Lex back, so as not to unleash him on an unsuspecting universe - while absorbing the ghastly truth that 1) Lex undoubtedly now knows his secret identity, and 2) there is a version of him out there who is genuinely, deeply in love with Lex Luthor and 3) KNOCKED HIM UP
His Lex is, of course, trying to decimate the ENTIRE Omegaverse in vengeance for subjecting to him to such humiliation, while destroying his so-called Alpha to boot. It doesn't matter that Clark keeps being so nice and understanding and gentle (and sad, as he faces the possibility that his Lex might be gone forever). That just makes him weaker. Easier for Lex to defeat.
...Or so Lex might think - if only he could stop drowning in torrid fantasies of this irksome, oversized, puppy-eyed Superman pinning him down and -
Well.
That's just the despicable hormonal cocktail this new universe is subjecting him to. Nothing more.
(It's gonna be reaaaaaal awkward when he finds out that his body, being from a non-Omegaverse universe, isn't nearly so receptive to all the Omegaverse pheromone nonsense, and he's actually just worked himself into a horny mess of horrified denial all on his lonesome).
(It's gonna be more awkward when his Superman reunites Alpha Clark and Omega Lex and yoinks Lex back to a nice, sane reality where no one expects him to dissolve into a whimpering, dick-hungry puddle once a year. This Superman looks at Lex like he should do - like Lex is his enemy, not his husband. Which makes it all the stranger that the fantasies of being manhandled and splayed open and ravished on an alien knot don't stop. And while Lex is so very glad to have escaped the Omegaverse - complete with information that could ruin Superman! - a tiny, despicable part of him misses seeing Clark's smile...)
(How fucking shameful. What useless, sentimental garbage. Obviously, the only thing to do about this is to contrive a shiny new plot to kill his Superman, once and for all.)
I was under the impression that when a non-ABO person crosses over into an omegaverse, their complete lack of obvious smell turns into a blood-crazy killbeast that has to destroy the anomaly.
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Superheroes are not cops. They are firefighters, EMTs, and any other kind of rescue worker you can think of.
Pass it along.
I mean, firefighters don't tend to lock the fire in a special container and put it in the fire containment facility, and then go and fight that same fire again after it breaks out. A few months later.
Well, I guess the next Galactus tries to eat the planet, all of Marvel’s superheroes should just sit on their asses and do nothing. Or the next time some madman tries to genocide all the mutants. Or some Eldritch demon tries to eat everyone’s souls, Scarlet Witch and Dr. Strange should just let it happen.
Might as well tell an EMT to just let their patient die from a stroke, I guess.
I'm just saying there's an issue of intentionality to consider. A fire has no will of it's own. A car crash can be caused by any number of factors, but the crash itself is a neutral vector, neither good now evil.
There's a lot of really good superhero stories about disaster relief: Batman: Cataclysm, the Heroes For Hope X-Men special, each and every time that a Flash has counter-spun a tornado. But there's usually a Bad Guy at the heart of almost every super hero story, some locus of malice to give the hero something to bounce off of. And, less often now than in the past, that bad guy is defeated and carted off to jail. The argument could be made that this is a citizen's arrest (except for the multiple decades that Batman was a fully deputized member of the GCPD), but the point is that, whereas the first responders that aren't widely recognized as All Bastards deal with a problem, superheroes and cops, unfortunately, narratively, are in the business of dealing with a person.
I think the main difference is that we hold superheroes to some kind of standard.
Superheroes are not cops. They are firefighters, EMTs, and any other kind of rescue worker you can think of.
Pass it along.
I mean, firefighters don't tend to lock the fire in a special container and put it in the fire containment facility, and then go and fight that same fire again after it breaks out. A few months later.
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This shit fucking BLOWS.
Everybody is so mean to X-Men: The Last Stand but I still think she ate. Just because it's kind of mid by virtue of standing next to the other old timeline movies doesn't mean it's Badddddd. Not everyone can be X2: X-Men United. It's still better than fucking, dark phoenix
They, that movie was an exercise in character assassination. Literally, in Scott and Charles' case. They artificially ballooned Storm's role to accommodate Halle' Oscar, completely wasted Kitty and Piotr, turned the long-awaited Juggernaut into a dead meme, stappled Warren in for the visual alone (and, I guess, to have Micheal Jackson's head photoshopped onto his body and sold in shady gas stations), and had Rogue immediately and uncritically take the metaphorical cure-for-gay pills so she could fondle Iceman's balls, of all the balls she could be fondling.
Plus anything that gave Kelsey Grammer work after Fraiser ought to be burned anyway.
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
this is a genAI story (the account it's from posts a bunch of stories like this all the time, is monetized, and posts abt supporting AI)
however, it's generated based on a real story:
When One Website Reported a Year-Old Story as New, Dozens of Big Outlets Followed; Welcome to the Web Rewrite Echo Chamber
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