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This is awesome

What the fuck, I need these immediately

Mood.

I hate this it's amazing.

Daww, cute!

I could use this for when I go to the shooting range

gamers. rise up.

is this gamer goo harvested from free range gamers? is this cruelty free gamer goo?

shoot your gamer goo my dude

Wow rood

enough about the monster mash i wanna hear about the transylvania twist

i love ubc bc not long ago someone graffitied “socrates was a bitch and so was descartes” on the wall of the arts building and thats what uni is really abt

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

mmmmmmmilk duds

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

How dare you attack me and my 2,035 open browser tabs?

...accurate, strangely enough

Page: Blank

This is such a mood

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

Isn’t that called brainwashing

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god

Feminism hasn't been about that for 50 years...

@thisbibliomaniac

@arctic-hippie

This is amazing and my stomach hurts from laughing 😂😂 @rallythedead @red-faced-wolf @pagesofpaiigess

😂😂