beach life-in-death

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

world heritage post

imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

even the baby one i dont give a fuck

are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate 

actually when i made this post it was a baby

It’s been 5 days now

@smibeans

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he's working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

i think censorship should be exclusively reserved for people who use the word waifu. i think the right to free speech should not extend to people who use the word waifu.

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

Per what

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