JSPaint

The three most important things about being a wizard is 1. Being an absolute cunt and 2. Having lots of gay sex

What’s the third most important thing?

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

I think you may also be underestimating the overlap between doctors and furries.

IT’S ON MY DASH IT’S ON MY DASH THE ORIGINAL IS ON MY DASH

ew, you spell the main character of tma’s name with an h?? it’s “te arcivist,” get it right 🙄🙄

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

It turns out that Mike Crew is a very charming man. I contacted him about my ceiling and he came over personally! We had a cuppa, and we have a date planned next week at some sort of terrace? Apparently it has a great view.

Good to hear everything seems like it will work out! =)  I’m sure he’s lovely 

i’ve been waking up earlier and earlier, and i swear my ceiling is getting farther away each day. i didn’t notice at first, but now it’s significant. the walls have even started to crack a bit. who do you think i should contact about this?

Personally I think a man by the name of Mike Crew would be helpful, not really sure where one would find him though- it’s probably not a big deal anyways ! 😁

thank you! i looked up ‘Mike Crew’ in the institute database and found some files on him from the archives! i’m going to send him an email right away!

Ah! I didn’t realize he was on file, good luck with that 

i’ve been waking up earlier and earlier, and i swear my ceiling is getting farther away each day. i didn’t notice at first, but now it’s significant. the walls have even started to crack a bit. who do you think i should contact about this?

Personally I think a man by the name of Mike Crew would be helpful, not really sure where one would find him though- it’s probably not a big deal anyways ! 😁

I would love if at some point in ofmd, the crew realizes they have to do something with Izzy and Stede is reluctant to kill him but everyone agrees that if they let Izzy go he'll just come back with a convoluted plan to kill them all. So they basically keep him as a reluctant member of the crew but he's like a cat who constantly tries to run out the front door when you open it. They wake up some nights and he's trying to set the ship on fire and sail away in a dinghy but they're just like 'Ooooh silly little Izzy is out of his pen again. someone catch him and put him in his room ❤️.'