Drummer Boy Evans

Brianna: I'm sure I will.

Brianna: But we need to hang out before I leave. I barely get to see you anymore, and I live with you

Brianna: I don't know yet. But I am going away with Weston

Text:No, not anything big I don’t think.

My neighbors a few years ago kept their Halloween decorations up well into January and when anyone mentioned it, they said they were simply getting ahead of the game for next Halloween. Not that it’s any sort of reasoning, but I do sort of understand what you mean. Maybe someone will come sweep them off the lawn when they’re not home, if it goes on long enough?

Mhm, though by the looks of things, that someone’s probably going to end up being me.

Nice. I can sorta freestyle it. Mostly just for fun, not for anything real.

That’s cool, I can’t really do anything like that.

They could be dead. Have you seen any recent movement over there… ? 

They’re not dead. The guy knocks on my door at least once a week to tell me to keep the noise down. 

Fa la la la la, la la la la~

You’re a fan of Christmas in February then I assume?

Nothing wrong in have a permanent shrine to the festive season dude.  Saves putting them back up again at the end of the year.  Quite an ingenious time saving  idea.  In fact I’m pretty sure I’ve still got a star hanging from my ceiling in my guest room, but I do have the  excuse  that I can’t reach it to take it down.   

Well I’m sure you and my neighbours would get along great then. Stars can transcend Christmas though, these decorations are solely relevant for two weeks tops a year.

Yo, this here’s Rudolph and here’s a little known fact. He’s got a red nose but he’s great in the sack. Clarice thinks that Ruddy here’s wacked with love. He doesn’t think it’s a gift from above, that rosey red nose of his making him a star. All Santa needs is that shiny red thing, glowing and glowing so he can get far.

When do I get signed?

Wow, see, I’d totally buy that. 

What’s so depressing about it? 

It’s like going to one of those abandoned theme parks or something, everything is super eerie. 

It’s practically March, you’ve seen you’re neighbors since Christmas right? Because the only explanation for having Christmas decorations up still is if you’re dead or fled the country.

Y’all are super morbid. They’re not dead, I know that much.

It sounds like your neighbors are more than just a little bit Christmas obsessed. I can’t lie– I left mine up until mid January but I don’t think that’s as bad as February. That’s insane.

I’d get it if it was just a few lights but the front of their house is literally a nativity set. It’s bizarre. 

That is seriously so freaky and for some reason makes me uncomfortable. You need to tell them to take them doen. Like, seriously

You know, in some parts of the world, there are real live reindeer all year round. Maybe they just wish they lived in one of those places, so they keep their reindeer around. 

Or maybe they’re lazy and don’t want to have to redecorate every year.

Those reindeer aren’t three feet tall and florescent.