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I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

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then again I truly am unsure if anyone has ever actually felt happy while inside a grocery store so who knows

i have had this post sent to me. i am the spiders georg of this post i feel because i am almost always happy inside of grocery stores. i make excuses to go to the grocery store more often. i get excited to go to new grocery stores i haven’t been to yet. i went to a grocery store while in the middle of a panic attack once and it actually made me feel better. i am the grocery store pervert.

I genuinely love that for you 🤝 I wish I liked the grocery store more, it's just so over stimulating 😩 thankfully for every crying overstimulated blob there's a grocery store pervert ready to save the day.

hi loo. i love the grocery store so so much. i get so excited to go grocery shopping every week. some mornings i will walk to the grocery store before work to just walk around and enjoy the grocery store.

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

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imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

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idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both