Feline Tendencies

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

stopped trying to subtly educate on the complexities of gender and natural human sexual dimorphism with my coworkers. Now when they point out a stranger and ask “is that a he or a she” my only answers are “idk just say ‘they’” or “does it even matter” until they ask something that means something

”is that a man or a woman” that is an ape of the species Homo Sapiens and in twenty to thirty minutes you will never see them again

Why are your co-workers asking you about the genders of random passersby like they are 5 year olds being confronted for the first time by the idea of boys having long hair and you are their exhausted and worn-down parent.

I think they’ve imprinted on me as lord of the queers like confused baby ducks huddled around a pool floatie

Kinda love how scared miis are in this game. They fear their tiny island being crushed by normal sized food. You can give them a piece of elastic and they look at it with immense horror. They scare each other easily. When truly horrified they just stand still frozen in shock. These are little prey animals to me. I want to protect them from scary things like normal sized steak and haircombs.