Jox

Aziraphale can manifest a halo, which he mostly uses as a reading light

He would

holy shit this is the best possible addition to my post, this cosplay is amazing

We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.

This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

THIS IS MY ENTIRE LIFE AHHHHH

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”