Not A Pipe Dream

Being raised a superstar must be

really, really

difficult for you.

Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a damn off the court—

yeah, sounds rough.

KEVIN AND I TALK ABOUT YOUR

intricate

and

endless daddy issues

all the time.

I know it’s not entirely

your fault

that you are

mentally unbalanced

and

infected

with these

delusions of grandeur,

andIknowyou’rephysicallyincapableofholdinga

decent conversation

with anyone like

every other normal human being can,

but I don’t think

any of us

should have to put up with this much of your

Bullshit.

Pity

only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about

six insults ago.

So

please,

PLEASE,

just

shut the FUCK up

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