The Interrogator

❝Do you want to kill the Batman?❞

Perhaps. Do you want to pay me to kill the Batman?

greasepainted

Mmmmmmaybe? Death and destruction, for fun and profit? Eh, eh? C’mon.

That could be arranged. Though the Bat will cost you.

greasepainted

What doesn’t? It’s always money, money, money in this town…

I have the disposable income for it, since nobody does this stuff for fun anymore.

#unless you want a tree-themed deathtrap #that could possibly grow on a tree #but i don't think that's especially relevant for a masked vigilante who's made his home in gotham of all places #not a very wooded city #ahem #[v: nolan]#greasepainted

Oh pardon me. Deathtraps don't grow on trees, you know.

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❝Do you want to kill the Batman?❞

Perhaps. Do you want to pay me to kill the Batman?

greasepainted

Mmmmmmaybe? Death and destruction, for fun and profit? Eh, eh? C’mon.

#given that i'd have to build a better mousetrap #so to speak #[v: nolan]#greasepainted

That could be arranged. Though the Bat will cost you.

❝Do you want to kill the Batman?❞

Perhaps. Do you want to pay me to kill the Batman?

#asks #greasepainted #[v: nolan]#[haha oh god nolanverse josie will be fun]

riddler: he's like josie, but green and less lethal. too bad josie apparently hates him bc i feel like this could go interesting places

Nygma might be even more of a fuckin dork, though.

#behindtheblackmask #hmph #[lmao oh god can you imagine all three of them together tho]#[poor roman just like sHUT UP NERDS]

#if only just barely

Oh, now really.

Wait, does Josie count as a Rogue? I'm honestly not sure...

I wonder what the exact qualifications are. A mask? A shitty outfit? A stupid nickname?

#behindtheblackmask #i think i may be getting used to being called josie so perhaps that bumps me back down to none #i'm not sure

I've also heard a trip to Arkham is on that list. In which case I still only have perhaps one of those things.

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sure is quiet around here lately huh... did you and josie finally make good on your threats

Never gonna find the bodies, either.

Ahhh, good times. Is it too soon to be nostalgic about it?

Maybe. But do we give a fuck? Eh. Not really.

#it's not the best time for... reminiscing #behindtheblackmask

Very true. Though I must say, you could have picked a better time to bring this up.

sure is quiet around here lately huh... did you and josie finally make good on your threats

Never gonna find the bodies, either.

Ahhh, good times. Is it too soon to be nostalgic about it?

*throws snowball at honest anon...hard...with a rock inside*

Are you fuckin kiddin me.

#behindtheblackmask #how very mature

Now now. It's not honest anon's fault Roman doesn't like you, Everette. That's entirely your own doing.

Hey, handsome! How's your day been?

Absolute shit. I hate negotiatin with the unions. Takes years off my fuckin life every time I have to.

#startin to grey from this bullshit

Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll look very distinguished.

I was thinkin I’d end up lookin more tired and old and angry but hey, I guess silver fox status ain’t impossible.

Angry isn't exactly an unusual look for you, you know. Fortunately it's a rather flattering one.

One of these days we need a demonstration of your torturing skills. We need a volunteer to demonstrate on....where's Everette. (Honest Anon)

If only.

#here's an anon i do like #behindtheblackmask

It's official. I like honest anon.

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Hey, handsome! How's your day been?

Absolute shit. I hate negotiatin with the unions. Takes years off my fuckin life every time I have to.

#startin to grey from this bullshit

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll look very distinguished.

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[I was going to do something for munday but Josiemun forced me to start watching Bleach and I lost a whole day watching season 1. I’ll start on the replies I owe tomorrow, I hope everyone is well <3]

#ooc #[actual liferuiner josiemun]#[sorry not sorry]

[>:) welcome to bleach fandom, prepare to have lots of feelings about assholes with stupid hair and big penis metaphor swords. you can never escape now!]

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Lilly is standing behind the Janus Make up counter with a bright smile on her face, as the man walks by she says in a very enthusiastic tone "Hello Sir! Would you like to buy anything for a loved one today?"

Josiah is actually enjoying being out and about, even if he is in a mall of all places. Going wherever he wants whenever he wants is still a novelty, but he’s hoping to readjust quickly. Which is why he’s ventured out in the cold today. Well. He is also a little short on clothing he’s actually willing to be seen in. His wanderings take him into a department store, and he cuts through the women’s department on his way to go look at clothes when a girl at the makeup counter calls out to him.

Well.

He’s about to mumble something vague and be on his way when he realizes she looks familiar. Hmm. Josiah stops in his tracks and detours over to the counter. “You know,” he begins thoughtfully, “my sister’s birthday is coming up soon. What do you recommend?” Hopefully she’ll spend long enough on a sales pitch that he can figure out where he’s seen her before.

Since her conversation with the owner of Janus Cosmetics Lillian has been trying too hard to show that she only wants to be good for the company.

As the man in the turtle neck walks over she smiles brightly at him nodding at his question: “Well we have several gift sets including make-up sets, a collection of perfume and nail polish sets. It all depends on what your sister likes most and your budget. We have some winter themed sets” she moves grabbing a collection of blue, white and silver nail polishes “and some spring stuff for those looking forward to the warm weather” she grabs a preview gift box of brightly colored eye shadows and liners. Lillian lines them up on the counter and smile warmly “do you think she’d like make-up, scents or polishes the most?” the scents are on the other end of the counter and she did not want to walk away from the man so as she said scents she gestured to them.

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"Hmm." Josiah makes a show of considering the various boxes on the counter while he actually looks over the woman chattering about them. He knows he doesn’t actually know her. Good, she’s got a nametag.

…Lillian? Oh. This is the girl who sent that highly entertaining email. Josiah can’t quite keep the smirk off his face, though hopefully he can school it into something a little friendlier. ”You know, I think she’d prefer the polishes, but I’m not sure about blue and silver. She likes… lots of color.”

“Well, we do have a few other gift sets” her expression stays friendly and professional, as she moves around she misses his smirk. Lillian places a gift box with metallic colors and another with neon on the counter she asks ”Do you think she’d like either of these better?” Insecurity starts to settle in as she tries to make the sale she so smiles even brighter to try and cover it. ”I can also gift wrap it for you.”

#lillianmartinrp #narrative #[don't get excited folks]#[it's not that kind of readmore]#[lmao]#[finally i got back to this thread oop sry]

Josiah actually pauses to consider the two gift boxes. Given who the one person he's remotely in contact with who wears nail polish is... "I think she'll love the neon," he says after a moment. He smiles a little in spite of himself.

"Gift wrapping would be delightful, actually." Wrapping of course means shredding later.

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PSA; concerning greetings and starters

#ooc #[i post as if i'm all that active rn or a character anyone knows lmao]#[but this is how i roll]

I don’t tend to do starters unless I really feel like it. So if you want a thread with me the best way to get it done is to either;

Jump in on my meme responses and make those a thread, no need for us to have had a thread before the meme, memes are awesome icebreakers.

Jump one of my open threads.

Invade my askbox both ic and ooc

Roman, have you seen any of the new episodes of Real Housewives of Gotham? It's getting ridiculous!! You would think high society housewives should show a bit more class dontcha think?

Not that I watch that show, but… It’s Gotham. If anything, they’re tonin down the ridiculous bullshit.

Oh, you don’t? Does the television just accidentally end up on that channel every week?

Well, y’know… I’m pretty patient whenever I gotta sit through the whole 30 years it takes to watch The Sound of Music for the millionth goddamn time.

The Sound of Music is not a weekly event.

You’re right, it feels more like a daily one.

Well. And how many of those reality shows are there again? Twenty? Thirty?

Heeeeyy now, there ain’t that many.

Oh pardon me. Nineteen.

Three of which got canned because nobody gives a fuck about Bludhaven, Hub City or… where the fuck was the other one, I don’t remember.

Well I certainly don't know. I can't keep up with your soap operas, Roman.

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Roman, have you seen any of the new episodes of Real Housewives of Gotham? It's getting ridiculous!! You would think high society housewives should show a bit more class dontcha think?

Not that I watch that show, but… It’s Gotham. If anything, they’re tonin down the ridiculous bullshit.

Oh, you don’t? Does the television just accidentally end up on that channel every week?

Well, y’know… I’m pretty patient whenever I gotta sit through the whole 30 years it takes to watch The Sound of Music for the millionth goddamn time.

The Sound of Music is not a weekly event.

You’re right, it feels more like a daily one.

Well. And how many of those reality shows are there again? Twenty? Thirty?

Heeeeyy now, there ain’t that many.

#behindtheblackmask #[josie u lil shit]

Oh pardon me. Nineteen.

Roman, have you seen any of the new episodes of Real Housewives of Gotham? It's getting ridiculous!! You would think high society housewives should show a bit more class dontcha think?

Not that I watch that show, but… It’s Gotham. If anything, they’re tonin down the ridiculous bullshit.

Oh, you don’t? Does the television just accidentally end up on that channel every week?

Well, y’know… I’m pretty patient whenever I gotta sit through the whole 30 years it takes to watch The Sound of Music for the millionth goddamn time.

The Sound of Music is not a weekly event.

You’re right, it feels more like a daily one.