I'll have the fish and ships

@memecaptainsteverogers Someone’s on to something!!!! Where’s Loki?!?

I keep telling you guys it was the actor Chris Hemsworth! Or if not Chris Hemsworth, it’s Loki pretending to be Chris Hemsworth! 

Ooh I should learn people-shapeshifting and do this.

nO BROTHER ONE VERSION OF YOU THAT CAN PEOPLE SHAPESHIFT IS ENOUGH

But Thooor. This looks fun!

I gotcha, Kiddo. You free on Thursdays? We can start with the basics and work up to Steve. ;)-<

You have only made her stronger.

I want one of these for Micitty.

Okay, so you know how I breed rare and exotic fish? I was contacted by one of my... associates... Who owns a company that specializes in “Our Weird/Mysterious Earth” stuff. He wanted my help in designing and stocking a (permanent, thank Yggdrasil) series of tanks displaying fish that don’t often get seen by the public for the company’s new “Our Mysterious Oceans” building. I’d like your help in keeping the fish in question in a suspended state while we drive them to the location, and help me acclimate them to their new environments. I usually do it myself, but it’s a lot of fish. Don’t worry about being sneaky with the magic, he’s in the know about it. Interested?

I have found the champagne chocolates, I fully intend to take all of them home with me, and if anyone objects... They're welcome to try fighting me for them. ~~~~(*3-<

Never thought I’d ever say this about Wereboi McScargrump, but eatin’ attractive humans that wash up on the beach is a Big Fucking Mood I can definitely relate to.

Felan snuck Frigga to school in her backpack again so I gotta go make an exchange - her lunchbox for her stowaway. I’m adding hostage negotiation to my SHIELD CV when I get back.

To clarify - Frigga her doll, or Frigga our grandmother?

don’t mind me, just your twin sister over here

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, who is it that uses their magic to help make sure Pietro’s roots look #Flawless? Who uses their magic to charm Pietro’s favourite shoes so the soles don’t wear out? Who developed (using magical components) the moisturizer that Pietro uses to protect his skin from windburn when he runs and it’s cold out? Who was it that utilized their magical shape-shifting abilities to get past their boyfriend’s weird brother-in-law’s lab security system to search the multiverse for Sonic the Hedgehog’s dimension so that Pietro could check “beat Sonic in a race” off his bucket list? Oh, riiiight, it was me.

oh my god

Micitty does this exact same thing every afternoon around 3:30.

Dear @johnny-meme-on-storm, please warn me before you go walking through the house shirtless so I can turn off the smoke detectors and grab my camera.

I can’t make any promises

I will settle for a solid attempt and a sandwich