i am ignoring EVERYONE ELSE, booking it to house Six and planting my ass before Victor Anderson, probably weeping. he proceeds to strike me in the temple with his cane and I thus achieve enlightenment.
Apparently Victor's ghost will show up and teach magic to literally anyone also. He's become notorious for this lol.
It's a damned shame Storm Faerywolf didn't make the list, I would give anything to watch that man annoy Aleister Crowley. Putting Crowley anywhere is a good way to get a gay orgy started. Man was bisexual as a saloon door. Don't google his Magic Elixir. Watch out Gerald Gardner. *Gardner was a massive screaming homophobe
House five is having the best time. It would take Scott Cunningham, who died of AIDS in the 90s, all of half an hour to bring Spare out of the closet, poor bastard. Notoriously repressed homosexual. Died mothering a brood of street cats, mayherestinpeace. And Starhawk and Budapest are both wlw; Starhawk is openly bisexual but Z is shrouded in mystery. She apparently wrote a book called "My Sordid Past as a Heterosexual" but she's absolutely mythic lol. Her and Starhawk are still friends to this day. It would be a gay old time, that's certain.
Every single person in house 4 is fangirling Crowley, especially Crowley. Inominandum (Jason Miller) and fucking Buckland would not leave that man alone for anything lol.
House 3 is Gerald Gardner fangirling Dion Fortune, Ron Hutton fangirling Gardner and Gemma Gary putting good old Cornish curses on their annoying asses
Everyone in House 2 is beating the ever-loving shit out of L Ron Hubbard. Doreen Valiente was a Nazi-busting British secret agent, she would have given him one cross look and he'd spontaneously combust. Also she had to deal with fucking Gardner. And Cochrane. WHERE IS ROBERT COCHRANE And the Coven of Atho guy?? Woman is a warrior against male bullshit. Even conspicuously Caucasian hoodoo wannabe Cat Yronwode can get some licks on on the scientologist. Schulke can plant a poison garden from the ashes.
House number one is having a great night now that they ejected DJ Conway and made her and Silver Ravenwolf share the Stupid Closet, but they're hotboxing.
Serial eyeliner abusing warlock Christian Day spends his quarantine ranting to Chumbley about his Twitter feed while Chumbley quietly psivampirizes him, hoping he'll get tired and shut up, and Blavatsky starts to wonder if maybe she might be a lesbian...
The only person I didn't know was Cassandra Eason, and I have some more occultists in mind who didn't make the list.
House number seven can be Old George Pickingill, Peter J Carroll, Anton LaVey and Jesus Christ 😈
tagging @gatekeeper-of-witchcraft I think she's the only one i know who is deep enough in trad craft for this to be hilarious lol
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