Dog tales

One thing I can’t stand: So called “professionals” who believe they can read our… One thing I can't stand: So called "professionals" who believe they can read our mind.

To Mommy, this is a “squeaky toy”. To me, it’s a dangerous leopard I defeated using a martial arts… To Mommy, this is a “squeaky toy”. To me, it’s a dangerous leopard I defeated using a martial arts combination of Zumba, Kung Fu and Yodeling!

You think size matters, don’t you? But let me tell you, in the end it’s all about a… You think size matters, don't you? But let me tell you, in the end it's all about a sexy attitude. Look at me!

How many times do I have to say, Mummy, you can’t just go on holidays and leave me at home?! How many times do I have to say, Mummy, you can't just go on holidays and leave me at home?!

The first thing I learned about Hungary: Puszta people like dogs. Puszta dogs don’t like… The first thing I learned about Hungary: Puszta people like dogs. Puszta dogs don't like terriers, yet. Nothing is perfect.

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Well, I liked his music, even though he made strange moves when he needed to pee. Well, I liked his music, even though he made strange moves when he needed to pee.

“Free Josef!” Nuff said. "Free Josef!" Nuff said.

I like nuns. They start to pray loudly every single time they hear me barking. I like nuns. They start to pray loudly every single time they hear me barking.

Hey, pal, could you skip the heartbreaking part and just ask the lady if she knows a cute little terrier girl in town?

Funny, how some strange animals try to imitate my charming stand-up pose. In vane, of course.

That Cumberbatch ruined my red carpet appearence at the Oscars. I'll never forgive him.

You know, Marilyn was actually in love with me. But it didn't work with the two of us. She wouldn't carry me around when she met all the men, so I left her. I think her depression began after that.

My neighbours asked me to move, so I made this movie! 😃

In 80 days around the world? Are you kidding, Mr. Verne? I did it in just one hour!